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Why did my boss just send me an uber giftcard???
On the line
some day, you will wake up and, without any warning, you will be glad you are alive
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It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.
This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.
âHow did you know this was the right trail?â I read the sign.
âWow, how did you know what that flower is?â Thereâs a SIGN.
âHow did you know we needed to use the side door?â THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.
JustâŠwhy are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. Thereâs nothing wrong with their vision.
Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.
This also applies to:
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some day, you will wake up and, without any warning, you will be glad you are alive
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burning the branches of our family tree
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Listening to my coworkersâ vacation adventures Iâm likeâŠ.. god I need a vacationâŠ.
Is it really just a me thing that it's genuinely more difficult to read things in dark mode. Like. White text on a dark background starts sort of swimming when i try to read it and i Can do it but it's way more tiring for me. But i guess that's not a thing for many other people??? Âż ?
Itâs not just a you thing! I get this exact issue too right down to the text âswimmingâ. If I persevere and keep reading anyway, then once I stop, text keeps swimming for a good few minutes or longer afterwards and I canât really read for shit at all.
Which similarly (re your tags) is why I hate a) having dark mode forced on me and b) the jokes about people who use light mode. Like hey man. I canât See.
It also makes things swim mildly for me, something to do with the contrast I think. But light mode gives me migraines, so I pick the lesser of the evils. If apps have a middleground dark mode that isn't as contrasty, I'll usually pick that. I liked discord's dark gradients, but lost them when I stopped paying for nitro.
IM NOT ALONE
Do you believe in ghosts?
No, and I donât get why others do
I can see why others would, but I donât
In theory yes, in actuality no
Neutral/I have no actual opinion on the matter
In theory no, in actuality yes
I can see why others wouldnât, but I do
Yes and I donât get why others donât
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okay I have been trying to work it out on my own BUT please tell me the basic premise/outline of the callebero project, I must know
I like how this basically describes my own experience with this story :')
I technically have this truly terrible powerpoint explanation but a slightly more concise version:
TCP (not its real name) is set in a nebulously ancient* low fantasy world and follows two main POV characters, Jisel and Callebero, in the immediate aftermath of Callebero being assassinated without a clear successor and with fingers pointing directly at Jisel (caveats apply).
Callebero's the ruler of the nascent empire of Arradine and has been in a nebulous legal zone for his entire rule on account of being named the heir by his mom, the previous ruler, but also acceding to the throne when he was a literal child; he's a couple of months away from his official "coming of age" (21st bday) and taking over full responsibilities of leadership without his regency council when he and his companion cavalry are ambushed on their way home. All the knights are killed and Callebero and Sirion (bff of Callebero + Jisel and mutual pining crush of Callebero + commander of the cavalry) are presumed dead but their bodies missing.
Jisel, on the other hand, is the daughter of the man who killed Callebero's mom** and the former princess of Arradine's long-time rival nation (Capall) who, through a series of unfortunate and rather profoundly teenaged decisions, wound up moving to Arradine 5 yr earlier and being ~mysteriously~ (from the court's POV) favored by Callebero ever since. (Callebero's POV is mostly: my bestie is so cool and i love her)
The not-really-a-twist twist is that Callebero isn't dead (to his chagrin) and instead gets rescued/imprisoned in the court of Jisel's big brother, the exiled crown prince of Capall. This doesn't really solve much and, in Callebero's opinion, actively makes most things worse.
Jisel's side of the story (at least for the first half of the book) is largely focused on her trying to navigate and triage the growing civil crisis in Arradine due to Callebero's death and her own role within it, and Callebero's side is largely focused on him failing his entire family's legacy and being abandoned by the gods. as u do
*As a child, I just sort of bounced between like "Alexander the Great era" and "Roman Empire" with 0 consideration for the like. many centuries. between those two points
**As far as everyone in Arradine, including Callebero, knows
world cold and hard, husband warm and cozy
unfortunately, princes and knights do have to get out of bed at some point
Itâs been a while but in honor of finally getting to act iii, have some ch27 (+ one ch28) memes
very lazy lil very post-canon doodle
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dripping like a saturated sunrise
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newly weds
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i miss my boy (âïž”â)