#hellluva boss

[mr-dark-1amao]

I honestly didn't expect a tie, just like they didn't expect a sneezing attack that came out of nowhere XD. I hope you like it. I'll try to do more dynamics like this more often. Also what do you think made them sneeze?

[fandomlife-confessions]

[mady-winchester]

[taeminlas]

[sentientsliotar]

He’s never been more done with a hit

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Headcanons❄🦚🧊Yandere Andrealphus X Gender Neutral Listener/Bonus Male Listener (Helluva Boss)

[amberexe2]

Sallie Mae Relationship HCs

Fem Reader,Imp reader(not in the I.M.P),Smut below the cut(as always) and banner by:@cafekitsune

Sallie Mae and you met at the harvest moon festival, and what started as a friendly rivalry became a friendship to a romance

She is very protective over you,as you are of her and she may have killed a few of the ones who really pissed her off(Doesn't count if they don't find the bodies)

You always help her with the farm when you can

Her parents and siblings love you

She has let you win against her during the festival(not that'd she let you know)

(NO MINORS UNDER THE CUT)

She's really insecure about her lack of breasts and her dick but you assure her you love her just how she is

She insists on fucking with the lights off for her comfort

She loves squeezing and fondling your chest

She is VERY vocal and loud(she's never been more relived to live on a farm away from a lot of people)

She loves giving head more then receiving

[unlikelywombatmiracle]

Okay ngl mastermind made me so. Confused

1st confusion: so like was the original punishment if it wa skist for the illegal business to " beat then... Just a little... Maybe a lot" or like were they just saying that idk cuz they brought them to court so like... I mean maybe that was the original plan not that much confusion there ig just a lil

Confusion 2:alsonisnthere no punishment fornresisiting arrest? Because they tried to escape and we know attempting a crime is illegal and yet stana didn't punish him for this

Confusion 4:also, he wwww just like " is this about the orphans? " and they didn't ask shit about that? ??? Why?? He basically just admitted that he did another crime in front for you.... Again!!!

Confusion 5: also, does Charlie not have a role in court, I mean like she is the princess ig but still and what about Lilith like I know she's been gone for 7 years but there was no indicator she was ever in the court system like a leftover chair I mean maybe they lived it i dunno

Confusion 6: so like, could Ozzie and bee have done anything??? I mean I guess not so not to much confusion there

Not really a confusion but I just noticed yogirt seems to be likeTHE ONLY ONE IN HE'LL WHO SAYS things like ' holy' and 'heck' instead of " unholy" and shit

Confusion 7: sat and claims these are his rules, which could be just another thing of him saying shit but if it isn't than why tf does he have these rules why tf does he care about " undocumented earth travel"

Confusion 8 part 1: okay this is the big ones the main reason I made this list, so, reasons blitzø is getting punished for " stealing a goetias grimorr for illegal use, bringing harm to a goetic prince, and accessing the mortal relan without clearance or procedure ", so for one they never said they stole it he said he attempted to and andrelapuas implied it was more of w coercion thing but I guess he could've just said that to simplify. " harm to a goetic prince ", umm they never mentioned harm, they think he tried to have him assasinated, which attempted murder I think would be considered worse than " harm", and you could say that he was seriously harmed in the attempt but I don't think Satan would know that.

8 part 2: but he also doesn't get punished for those things, because Stolas comes and is like ' no, no, no, It was me, "I used the book for illegal purposes", and then... They let him go, wow, wow, wow, this doesn't make sense because he still... Stole the book, maybe?, but for sure he is still accused of trying to assassinate him, Stolas wasn't even aware of this, and let's say they somehow just assumed that he didn't for some reason, then why aren't they taking about it because if they don't think he stole the book and shit then why is nobody saying shit to andrelapuas and if they don't think he tried to get him assinated than why aren't they saying shit to striker?

And yes this took me forever to write because every single price of media I consume I over think every detail for no reason and am left so confused and at first I think that's cuz I'm stupid so I ask the ppl around me and the first couple ones their like " yeah, you're stupid cuz... This happened and you forgot about it"

And I'm like ' oh yeah.... But, then...... What about this"

And the8 their like

" umm, cuzz,.... Actually, no idea"