that post about send me a ship. well. KANOMOMO AND HARUTAKA //SLAPP
YOOOO HARU McHARU IN THE HOUSE <3 How’ve you been, lovely? And okey dokey! Though I did the HaTa’s already over here so KANOMOMOS BLAST OFF;
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…
Drinks all of the coffee: Kano?? I don’t see either of them being big coffee drinkers but I feel like Kano would do it to feel sophisticated or something silly and end up spitting it everywhere like a classy lil cat. Momo would never let him live it down.
Brings up adopting a pet: Momo!! And Kano gets kinda nervous like “?? We can barely look after ourselves, and you think we can look after another life form??” But he doesn’t say it out loud and she gets the pet because “look at this cutie, we can’t leave ‘em alooooonnnee! Besides, they remind me of you!”. It ends up basically being Kano’s precious baby and he never lets it go so Momo has to fight for it; “FIGHT ME KANO F I G H T M E”
Kills the bugs: I bet Kano’s that nugget that loves to put fake bugs on people and one time he doesn’t realise it’s a real bug and HE’S THE ONE FREAKING OUT. Momo just squishes ‘em like ‘yoooo buggo I’mma let you finish but you are terrorising this scared sweetiebelle here so ummm no’ and Kano just goes, ‘Naturally I wasn’t scared or anything, Kisaragi! It was just so amusing to see you play the prince, y’know?’ MOM O SMASH
Cooks the meals: Kano would. He’d probably spot her in the kitchen and SPEED DASH in but SLOWLY like “… kisaragi momo I thought you were banned from cooking” and she’s like “YOOOO oooou’re correct!” while… still … trying to cook… so he just takes it and sighs before she can explode anything new. She annoys him while he cooks though, so they have food fights more often than not.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Both of them. The dan just… get up and go before holiday season because Kano and Momo won’t shut up and they’ve decorated everything and they’re ordering things and it’s. Just… … Kano mostly does it bc he knows it makes Momo super happy and excited though.
Initiates the couple selfies: Kaaaano! He posts them online with super funky-sounding captions too! Momo has to throw his phone into a river once. …twice. Okay, maybe a few more times than that.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Momo, surprisingly! I feel like Kano would find those dates important but not say anything if she does end up forgetting, because he’s just used to having his well, existence, not appreciated, I guess. Momo doesn’t do it intentionally though! If she forgets, it’s usually because she muddled up the dates so they celebrate on another day and she apologises x12948437 because she feels super, duper bad!! But Kano is grateful for the surprise anniversaries and birthday dates. It makes him feel loved<3
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: I touched on this a lot more in the Kisaragis’ one but Momo, I think! Kano would be the typical one to do it esp. when he goes out with the trio but I reckon he’d notice Momo’s tendency to junk food and try to subtly persuade her into a healthier diet. He’s just worried, a little.
Nicknames the other: I feel like they wouldn’t have solid nicknames?? Like they’d have flirty ones to use as a joke, but if any of them used one seriously then they’d both be too embarrassed to ?? ?communicate??? Though if it were Momo, she’d chase him around demanding to know what it meant hahahaha ;; ;