My darling Helen! You must know, the other soldiers and I have arranged for Paris and I to duel, and whoever wins shall win your hand for good, and put an end to this ceaseless .. and might I say senseless .. war. Everything shall be right as rain once again! I know, of course, I will win. Not even the gods can stand in my way this time, my dearest.
- @imissmywifetailsimisshersomuch
*she sighed. This all sucked to be honest. Why couldnt she just choose who she wanted to be with! Did not change matters anyways who won. She was done with being told who to be with.*
And what makes you think I'll come back Menelaus? Am i not a human with thoughts and feelings who can choose for myself! Whtas the point of this? It seems more like something to stroke both of your egos....