what food is worth the Hot Poop?
ah yes asking the big questions
it depends where i am and who i’m with and what i will be doing later
if there is a possibility of sex later, nothing. nothing is worth the hot poop.
if i am going to be without a bathroom (private or public… it’s happened enough times that i’m no longer super squeamish) then obviously nothing
same with any kind of professional situation
but if it’s just a regular day where i decide, fuck it, maybe ice cream.
ice cream is usually worth the poops, especially if it’s soft-serve
also a cheese platter (only certain cheeses affect me anyway).
maybe whipped cream too.
that’s about it. I’m not super into the Hot Poop.
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