actually eddie gets all the women he wants by TELLING the riddles. the riddles make them so wet and hard.
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actually eddie gets all the women he wants by TELLING the riddles. the riddles make them so wet and hard.
💀 ╰ @hellpontifex : ❝ by name and by nature, mortals are doomed to die. ❞
❛❛ apologize to bring this to you but i’m not that kind of 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙻 ------------------ those things doesn’t seem to work with me that well. ❜❜
THEODOSIA HAS NEVER SEEN anything like this before . it has her feeling an intense mixture of both fear and awe , which reflects clearly within the depths of her golden eyes . she is torn between taking a couple steps forward and taking a few steps back , an eternal feeling of push versus pull . she's curious , incredibly so , but also quite nervous . and , the infernal queen never feels nervous . not unless dragomir is in a bad mood , and this stranger certainly isn't dragomir . hues narrow ever so slightly , full lips parting for just a moment before she finally speaks , ❛ who ... are you ? ❜
@hellpontifex // muse roulette sc .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! i hope you had a wild day! here's to another year of putting chadcel nygma on my dashboard 🎉 🎉 🎉
i know i'm getting old because i don't even know what the fuck a chadcel is
@hellpontifex asked ... we've heard you like puzzles; would you like one to solve? it's a real head-scratcher.
no puzzle is a head - scratcher for THE RIDDLER.
gimme.
“ what is the view like, from up there? ” <- whether she's being dramatic and talking about the view from heaven or just the view from up in the sky is anyone's guess.
【 ❝ Entirely breathtaking, I must imagine. In truth, I do not find myself in high places entirely often. The most interesting events take place firmly on earth, no? Why would I ever wish to miss a second of it? ❞
She shakes off an involuntary grimace. She can think of a few reasons. 】
« destroying you will be such a pleasure. »
Threat & Aggravated Memes
"...Why does that fit you so well?" "... ah... I'm good..." Nea started, holding her hands up in defense as she backed away from the other. "I... didn't mean to disrupt your... whatever time of the fucking day it is..." She wouldn't let her eyes wander, but desperately needed to find an escape route... fast.
"Can I interest you in an alternative course of action?"
@hellpontifex asked : “ if i am the monster , then why haven’t i killed you ? ” for andromeda , unless you think someone else would fit better ! !
a meme i can't find . status : accepting if you can find it .
THAT GIVES ANDROMEDA PAUSE , all movement halting as she stares at them ... the cenobite . she's heard of them before , through supernatural frequencies and grapevines . but , she's never thought in a million years that she would come to be face to face with them herself . she knows what they are [ ... ] essentially a minion for the leviathan itself . that automatically makes the two of them enemies . but , she cannot pinpoint why the priest has not tried to make an attempt on her life yet . perhaps they are simply curious , but she will never let her guard down regardless of whether their presence here is benevolent or not . that's just not a risk she's willing to take . green eyes like emeralds narrow as she observes them , movement finally returning to her body as she takes a slow single step backwards , ❛ you tell me . why haven't you yet ? ❜