#hellsite(affectionate)

[artemis-dawn8]

[burnt-out-eldest-daughter]

This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:

Because, heh, this tracks:

[cryptidmimick]

the hellsite when ao3's down

do not question the power of fanfic-starved tumblr users

[potato276]

So um. I'm switching my email over to a new one to get away from google right. I switch my email for tumblr, no big deal. I get the email with the button to verify my email, I click it, and get the verification screen.

which I never remember seeing when I first made my account but whatever. DID YOU KNOW. There is a Hellsite High? If you click Read some Tumblr Tips? I clicked it jokingly, thinking it would just bring me to some generic help page. No i got a whole HIGH SCHOOL LESSON.

[the-august-one]

The perfect blog name to have for a deactivated account.

[the-irreverend]

Not gonna lie, Etsy users killing Charlie Kirk feels like a direct-to-video sequel to Tumblr users killing the Queen of England.

[porkchophemingway]

I got the biotech tattoo on my hand to monitor my vitals. And that’s exactly what it did until one day, it opened. But not like a wound, like an eye. Now it watches me watch it, blinking slowly in sync with my breathing. Sometimes, when I press my palms together, I see flashes of a man I’ve never known, a door, a hand, a hook, a car door. The app says my stress levels are normal.

[present-in-past-tense]

turning dnd on and refusing to open any social media except tumblr bc i don't want to deal with people who know me i just want to delight in the... *checks notes* juggling !! apparently!!!