#hellstromknight

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Not sure if you've been asked this before or not, but here's a battle that'll rattle your webs, Ramma. Superior Spider-Man vs. The Batman Who Laughs.

As in all VS matches there is no prep time, no help, no outside interference and both combatants are trying to kill/incapacitate the other as quick as possible.

So in this instance there is only one absolutely clear winner

Otto would be on laughing boy in the blink of an eye and would just straight up pull/punch his head off. Too fast, too furious.

With prep time would be a completely different outcome though.

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I don't know if you've ever listened to Type O Negative or if you like their music, but you honestly look like the lead singer Peter Steele. I mean that as a compliment, btw

I’m not seeing it tbh

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Cyclops - eye punches

Tempus - Chronokinesis 

Quicksilver - Super speed also fuck speedsters

Manifold - Portals

Reeds Richards - Elasticity

Quake - Quakes

Shang-Cho - duplication

Now.

some people may argue with some of these

Reed gets lots of super powers from being elastic. He’s virtually immune to physical damage. He can give himself super strength. etc blah.

A lot of people with one power actually have more than one because of that one power.

ya dig?

but they wouldn’t have the other powers without the main one power they have.

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pantiloons.

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So, Ramma my boy... I don't know if you've kept track on any of the recent Marvel comics (I haven't because of the fucking symbiotes, but that's a different story) but the new Punisher Run by Jason Aaron... They're coming around and showing that Frank was actually a terrible husband and father and he romanticizes his origin story to himself in order to legitimize his crusade and... Well. As the biggest Punisher Fan I know, what are your thoughts on that?

tbh it makes sense.

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Imagine this: Warren Ellis and Declan Shalvey & Jordie Bellaire on Mister Miracle, then Tom King and Mitch Gerads on Moon Knight.

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Remember when everyone was talking shit about Doctor Strange and said that they were going to skip it and that it was going to be a huge flop?

film was still gonna take bazillions no matter what happened tbh

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What do you think Thomas and Martha Wayne would do if they came back to life and found out that their son goes around adopting children and making them soldiers in his war against crime?

They’d be all ‘Well at least he’s not Kony Stark and his army of child soldiers!’