May 19, 2025
I just wanted to play Sonic Generations and SEGA did… THIS.
So I booted up Sonic Generations, right? Normal day. Wanted to chill, run around as Classic Sonic, vibe to City Escape. AND THEN A black screen pops up. Fullscreen. No X button. No controls. Just a glowing green message: “TAILS IS HACKING YOUR COMPUTER.” And a button. Just ONE. It didn’t say “OK.” It didn’t say “Cancel.” It said: 👉 F##k Off 👈 Tails… bro?? What happened?? At this point I’m convinced SEGA has joined the Nintendo school of chaos. Except instead of DMCA strikes they send you HTA files that emotionally destroy your desktop and dignity. I have no idea what’s going on anymore but I saved the file. It’s real. It’s cursed. And I love it.