#hemmilk

[losangelou]

It's scarily accurate. (Maddie sent it to me. H8 her.)

[losangelou]

i was tagged (i bet you thought this trend was over, huh?)

Rule 1: Always post the rules. Rule 2: Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked and then write 10 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post. Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

Tagged by: atluke5sos

Questions:

1. what’s your favorite instructional dance song (cha cha slide, hoedown throwdown, etc)? I don't know if it counts, but I'm gonna say the Macarena bc I just hummed it and thought it was the Bonanza theme song. (That sums up my life.)

2. what tv show relates to your real life the most? I'm gonna say Lizzie McGuire, only bc my life is boring. Or maybe something like America's Funniest Home Videos bc my mom and I always crack each other up.

3. what kind of condiments do you enjoy? I HAVE A FEW! i don't mind ranch on like wraps with chicken, but otherwise i can't stand it. i like honey mustard, mustard, mayo, ketchup, relish... Salad dressing is always gonna be French or Catalina though. (I've given up on capitalizing properly. It may be mixed.) 

4. what bug creeps you out the most??? idk what they're called. we call them pincher bugs. but i guess... silver fish? they have little pincher thingies. I also hate spiders. I hate them all tbh.

5. do you use bunny ears or loop swoop and pull  for your shoelaces? i don't know what the loop swoop is?? probably that though. i make one loop first, then wrap the other lace around it and all that jazz. i was a pain in the ass tho bc i never wanted to learn how to tie them.

6. 8 most played songs in your itunes library? 1) next to me - emile sande (i can't do the e thing sorry i suck) 2) disconnected - 5sos 3) wherever you are - 5sos 4) truly, madly, deeply - 1d 5) beside you - 5sos 6) over again - 1d 7) irresistible - 1d 8) try hard - 5sos

i have such a variety, wow, you should be impressed.

7. do you sleep with a teddy? yes i do. he's yellow-ish with an orange nose and an orange bow around his neck, but it's like checked or something. plaid-ish. idk. i don't know texture terms.

8. what’s your favorite tag on your blog? i have gif tags for all the members of 5sos and 1d. my fave tags are those: candy floss, otter, monkey, penguin, sugar lips, mister eyelashes, cardigan finder, hot cocoa, team shiall. out of them all, i can't pick a fave.

9. why am i doing this why are you doing this are u ok?? i haven't done a tag in a while and i like doing them. kinda. not really. idk. i'm always in a weird mood in the summer time, ok.

10. last movie you saw in theaters?? i saw this is us twice. i saw it in 3d, then the fan edition a few weeks later and we had the theater to ourselves for the fan edition. it was a lot of fun. (i went with my mom. don't judge me.)

my questions:

1) if you could pick between having all the money in the world or all the food in the world, which would you pick?

2) do you say soda/pop/sodapop/coke/etc. when describing a fizzy cola?

3) if you could be born in any other year or decade, which year would it be? (think about which decades you'd live in during your teens/20s/etc.)

4) do you prefer bands or single singers? why?

5) when was the last time you rode a bike? (an actual bike, not spinning.)

6) what's your favorite song that is NOT in your itunes library?

7) do you like doing tags? are you going to murder me for tagging you in this?

8) what movie role do you wish you could play?

9) jonas brothers or justin bieber? why?

10) do you like actual roller coasters or do you prefer rides that you'd find at a fair?

i tag:

hemmilk

hugdealler

tastingtomlinson

jakeballards

scottmcallmemaybe (i literally have no idea how to spell your url i am sorry)

hosephjonas

andlastgoodbyes

ethancrafts

muhnameszen

danceinstylinson

[princeluek]

did u kno when i think of u or see ur url i automatically think 'gemma is so cool' but then i remember ur name isn't gemma and i'm not sure why that name has been associated to u in my head

lol hahaha oh maddie ilysm don't worry i've had other people want to call me gemma because of it

[5soaumemes]

hi so i started a fic based on the con artist / thief au (not sure how to explain it) and i just wanted to say ty for making such a great au *u* it's under /tagged/5sos+fic if you wanna check out what i did with it btw~

If anyone’s interested in reading it, click here. It's well-written and the author is lovely, so you should really check it out! xx

[sleepymichael]

MADDIEKINS IS THE CUTEST NICKNAME PLS

MADDIEKINS IS U BABY CAUSE U R THE CUTEST. 

[sleepymichael]

marry me mel (onamanapeia however the fuck u spell that shit i did it look at me)

omg maddiekins, you're a literary genius.

lets get married!! 

[sleepymichael]

ur such a snob and i'm not a popular blog guess we can't be friends anymore *sassy wiggle*

guess so...

as if! i fucking love you maddie.  

[ohemmoh]

U sUcK @ DrAwInG gETofF TUMBLR (translation: maddie luvs u)

KISS MY BOOTY (translation: ily maddie but still kiss my booty)