greek gods as things my friends say (1/?)
zeus : people always spell my name wrong and it drives me crazy. Like, do you wanna get yelled at or something?
poisedon : I only wanna go to the beach so I can take cute photos for Instagram so people think I have a life.
hades : you want facts, factoid numbero uno, i hate myself.
ares : i'm gonna buy a motercycle, not so people think i'm cool, so when i start it up,people will cough because of the exaust.
apollo : i'm just so fucking cool. like wow.
dionysus : i hate math class like seriously, did i fucking ask?
hermes : i'm tired. imma sleep. don't wake me up unless you want your head to become a bean.
hephestaus : my mom doesn't love me. thank you for listening to my public service announcement.
hera : i don't understand why people hate me. was it because i told everyone that i like the principal?
athena : i hate this teacher like seriously, this isn't teaching. GO DIE IN A HOLE! I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOUR DOG DIED.
artemis : i'm not lesbian, i just tell boys that so they leave me alone.
aphrodite : you know that quote "mom i am a rich man." like i'm not a man. like, no shit.
demeter : i'm vegan, sorry boys.
hestia : WHY DONT WHY JUST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO, WOULD YOU LIKE MMMM OR FFSFFSFSF?