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✧ ❛ @agncs​ said:  ❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞ 

              ❝ that’s ‘cause it’s a LONG ISLAND, and despite the name, it actually contains no iced tea whatsoever. in fact, since we seemed ‘ta be out of cola, it’s jus’ pure alcohol. i figured that, while you and i get to know one another, we could get hammered, —— it makes things so much easier. ❞