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Thigh slit Din djoodle
For @darlin-djarin
Genremixer Meme
Take a pairing (or two+ characters), and put them in the Genremixer to generate fun tropey prompts!
Then send your favorite resulting prompts to my ask box and I will try to write at least one of them.
can you do the same thing you did with simcoe but with john andré instead please? 👀
Hey Nonny! Uh-huh, hard to do it without repeating myself... 😟 But let’s give it go - thanks for the prompt! 😉
Hi my name is Major John “Golden Boy” André and I have long golden hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with glossy waves and a ash-blonde braid that reaches my mid-shoulder and baby blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Duke of Wellington (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Graves Simcoe but I wish I was because although he’s a raving psychopath, he’s also a major fucking hottie. I’m a gentleman and my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an Adjutant General of the British Army, and in charge of British Secret Service in America where I’m for the fifth year (I’m twenty-five). I’m a New Romantic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red and gold. I love London Savile Row and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red coat with gold-fringed epaulets, gold braid and gold buttons, white ruffled shirt and black riding boots. I was wearing just a smidgen of red rouge to highlight my cheekbones and a black tricorn on my head. I was walking outside Rivington’s Gazette. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of junior officers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Why are all of my messages about Ko and Akane’s [hypothetical] sex life?
Happy Friday to all, and here we go...
Aaaaa im so nervous!! >M<;;
okay i’m actually gonna watch emmerdale tonight...
It doesn’t really matter what you do or say I’m never going anywhere anyway ‘Cuz when I’m dying for you I’ve never felt so alive
Stone Sour, Song #3
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I needed a break from work art for some self-indulgent fun. It might be possible to bribe or otherwise persuade me to do a color version at some point. Somehow I continue to post these things when people are sleeping.