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[ilovedirt]

when I say fellas I mean ladies and when I say felines I obviously mean gentlemen

[wishyounew]

'FESS UP! FANDOM HUMILIATION

answers~

1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?  worse like what? i'd have to say either angels and demons or my soul is on its knees depending on whether worse stands for like, trigger warning bad or like, seriously fucked up sex.

2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.  bestiality. but only fictional, in which no actual animals were harmed or molested in anyway

3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.  I think this one counts, probably And he hated it, he hated it so much because it wasn't enough, and Onew was holding out on him, probably to make him beg.

4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?  hells to the yes

5. Most shameful ship?   goten/vegeta 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?  probably but i cant remember so i cant say for sure 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?  bottom!onew? knotting. idk what this is asking???

8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.  Ive called some people out that i shouldnt have, i dont sencor myself, and im like a cocky little shit 75% of the time

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?  i think i found smut when i was in my dbz phase, so it was probably the trunks/goku thing i found. i printed it out so i could read it when it wasn't my turn on the computer any more.

10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?  not that I can recall? 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?  like, 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. 

12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?  i dont keep track of my favorite fics? i just go "OH thats really good!" and then hate myself because i never bookmarked it and have to spend a million years looking for it again, but then on the bright side no one will find them either. but probably anything to do with my shameful secret kink. 

13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?  reading, probably. i wasn't a very subtle ninja when i was a kid. But i told my parents i write gay sex before they found out about anything i'd written. they still havent read anything of mine yet so, i would probably die if they got their hands on some of the things.

14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?  my parents would probably be fine with it, tbh. though my dad would be all "so this is what you do instead of writing. hmm, seems worth it"

15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

I'm getting buried with my laptop, its been decided already.