Ethari: I'm a peaceful, quiet elf, who would never resort to violence
Runaan and Rayla:👀👀👀
~Hours earlier~
Ethari, sees two sets of muddy footprints on the carpet trekking all the way upstairs: RUNAAAN!!! RAYLAAA!!! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!!!
*silence*
Ethari, grabs his polearm: I'M COMING UP THERE!!!
~Present Time~
Ethari: Gives them The Look™
Runaan and Rayla, fearing for their lives: Yes! He would never! He's a very non-violent elf!

















