#herecomesthepunchline

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Uh, Cait? What's the address to that clothes lady you told me a while back? I can't fit these manlegs in my thighs and I don't think anyone's gonna take me seriously if I come to work in yoga pants or somethin'. -herecomesthepunchline

"Uh… Sally. On Marigold Lane." Caitlyn blinks and stares at her partner for a moment, then recovers. "… would you like me to lend you a quicksilver sash, as well, or…?"

[sheriff-caitlyn]

A pet goat would be more suited to Vi's temper.

She titters quietly.

[onwingsofnight]

It was barely any work but I removed all beverages from Vi's oven and got the device repaired today whilst she was at work. I was actually able to make something in it afterwards.

[onwingsofnight]

Vi still went to work and left me with the child. I must say I am feeling somewhat tired, I should be sleeping at this time.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Five O'Clock

Caitlyn put down her pen. It was nearly the end of the work day. That meant she had to act fast. Vi never stayed a second longer than she had to.

A few quick strides took her down the hall to her partner's office. Through the half-open door, she could see Vi already shrugging on her jacket, enthusiastically counting down the last few minutes. With a little curl of a smirk she did her best to suppress, she knocked on the door.

"Vi? Do you have a moment?" She could almost feel the wave of frustration coming off her partner.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

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“And I’m even realer. 300% Vi. You won’t find better in the closest towns.”

"Good heavens. At this rate I'm going to be drowning in Vi's."

She pauses, doing her best to control an eyebrow tic.

"And if I find that quote in a tabloid, I might need to take my rifle for a rather specific walk."