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[percival-wheeler]

etho on being hip. this is the video he's talking about in case you haven't seen it

transcript below cut

[ transcript:

gem, with a raspy voice: hi etho–

etho: hey!

gem: be very careful of the square hole, 'kay?

etho: what goes in the square hole?

gem: not ethos, hopefully.

pearl: the etho hole?

etho, referencing a tiktok: the circle? the circle goes in the square hole?

pearl: sure.

etho, continuing: and the rectangle goes in the square hole. and the triangle goes in the square hole.

gem, overlapping: oh, you're doing shape jokes.

etho: mhm. did you ever see that one? that's a, that's a classic.

gem: whuh?? oh, yeah, the like, tiktok?

etho: yeah!

gem: i have seen it, it's really good.

etho, quietly: i'm pretty hip. i know these things.

gem & pearl together: you're pretty hip??

etho: yup, i'm pretty hip.

gem: bro, can you never say that again?

(pearl talking but it's unintelligible due to overlap)

etho, incredulously: BRO? OH, YOU PULLED A BRO ON ME, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN, MISSY?

gem: missy??

etho: uh huh.

gem: you're pulling out the canadian, what the heck!

etho: that's like– that's like, late nineties slang, c'mon bro.

gem: well, i was born in the late nineties.

etho: true, ok, ok, you can get away with it.

gem: i think so!

transcript end. ]

etho, overlapping: 'cause you're old. (clears his throat) anyways!

gem, getting cut off: 'cause we're both very old–

[grian-joel-clips-plus]

Hey, everyone! I’ve realized that the main thing that keeps us from posting on this blog consistently is the amount of time it takes to transcribe videos, which is something we always considered super important and wanted to make sure to do, but it is genuinely serving as a barrier to posting. So!

Would you rather keep the transcripts or get more posts?

Keep Transcribing!

Post More!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

If this does end up with post more, I do still plan on transcribing when I can, but it will be less.

[thegildednight]

A little mini compilation video of gem and pearl's mocking eachother while we're still working on the bigger 30m - 1h compilation project!

Massive props to the lovely @ender1821 for providing the clips and subtitles o7

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

@/hermitclips doing the lord's work 🫡🫡 i love scrolling through your blog and laughing my little head off at those videos

@hermitclips !!!

[sunny-and-vicious]

I've been perceived and patted on the head🤯🥺🥰

[owlberries]

by far my favorite part of Pearl’s latest episode, I lost a lung

[ethtyn]

kissing the youtube commenter who pointed out that he said this because my apd ass completely missed it the first time. scar.

[TRANSCRIPT: "you were the best for five minutes"? what does that mean? (laughs) that's what she said. oh, my gosh.]

[clumsyhusky06]

Petition to let xBcrafted say fuck