hey lex u should talk about tintin
OH GOSH CROSS DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED BECAUSE ONCE I START I'M NEVER GONNA SHUT UP. I KNEW IT WAS JOEVER FOR ME WHEN I HEARD THIS GOOFY LITTLE LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME.
there's something ABOUT tintin that is so charming to me... he's like, the kind of person I'd ideally want to be, y'know? he's sort of an everyman and a jack of all trades but that doesn't stop him from standing out. he can do a little bit of everything! he's kind, polite, but he also knows how to fucking OPERATE FIREARMS so that's pretty dope of him I feel.
excuse the text but my copies of the books aren't in english for obvious reasons xD
I DUNNO, I DUNNO... he's not afraid of anything and I admire that! he's a huge sweetheart I just really like him. and you KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I REALLY LIKE A CHARACTER? IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL. I START IMAGINING MYSELF H*LDING THEIR H*ND. tintin is SUCH an embarrassing crush for me to have I feel - like come on, fucking TINTIN? - so I tried to surpress it FOREVER but look, that gets HARD when all my brain wants to do is make me have dreams at night of running through the meadows around marlinspike with him hand in hand while we laugh and goof off and tumble through the grass together!!!
I CANNOT HOLD BACK ANY LONGER OKAY. I THINK HE DESERVES KISSIES. (oh boy, THAT'D be an interesting conversation to have with haddock and calculus LMAO...)
I AM CRINGE BUT I AM FREE.