Tony Stark and Bruce Banner (dunno why just got the urge)
Who would be the big spoon/little spoon?
I honestly think they alternate, tbh. Especially when one’s had a really bad night. Both like being the big spoon to make the other feel comforted (plus it’s nice holding them - especially Tony holding Bruce. Bruce is like a giant teddy bear), but both like being the little spoon and being held as well.
Hmm...well, Tony’s been known to be up till four in the morning, in my opinion, so usually it’s Bruce.
Do they have nicknames for each other?
Oh, Tony has a bunch. Teddy Bear, Pookie, Honeybuns, Snugglebug, etc, etc. Bruce has only ever really called him honey as a nickname and that’s not often. Usually it’s just Tony or full out calling out his full name when he’s done something stupid.
How do they apologize after an argument?
Sex. Cuddles, bonding over science.
What would they be like as parents?
They’re both really involved with their kids, always supporting them, always making sure they know their loved and always cheering them on in any endeavors they choose. They’re there to tuck them in at night, they made sure their lunches were packed and usually had some note in them (usually funny if Tony did it). They’re there to talk, and they’re there to help their kids through the tough times, and give them a gentle slap upside the head to knock them back to their senses sometimes (...mostly with Spencer). All in all, I think they’re absolutely amazing parents.
Honestly, I can see it being Tony, he’s the one to go all out with the candle lit dinner, champagne, fire toasting in the fire place, fancy dinner, slow romantic music in the background, etc, etc. While Bruce is definitely more the cuddly affectionate one who just wants to hug and just eat Thai food with Tony while watching a documentary or some Disney movie or something.
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
I feel like they give each other the really cool, out there gifts. I swear to God they both named a star after each other, or got the other some really cool gem or space rock or some new tech or something. Though I feel like Tony’s also gotten Bruce just random small gifts like stuffed animals and chocolate or something, and then there’s also days I feel like he just gets him this huge gift, something that’s like 7 ft tall and Bruce isn’t even sure where the hell it came from.
Who gets jealous easiest?
Oh my God, Tony, hands down. Bruce is his husband, thank you.
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
Their kids get really into celebrating Christmas and Thanksgiving, and slowly both Bruce and Tony have gotten really into it, because of them. Though Tony likes the dinners the best because he gets cool new gadgets to cut the Turkeys and stuff with >:D Usually ones involving lasers.
Who is the most adventurous?
What kind of adventurous are we talking about here. TONY.
Who is the most protective?
Oh, they both are. You don’t mess with Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, their children or any of their loved ones, they will fucking murder you.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
Fucking cute little dweebs who always looked out for each other, and sometimes just ran off and hid out in their own little secret forts when things got rough, always planning to run away and just have fun and live their lives without all the shit in their lives that was going on.
Who uses all the hot water?
Bruce, 99% of the time. Tony doesn’t mind though. He knows it sooths Bruce and it keeps him calm.
Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking?
Considering I know Tony can cook b/c of Iron Man 2 I believe it was, I’m gonna say it was Bruce at some point. Probably when it was late at night and he screwed up do to exhaustion.
Who initiates sexy times the most?
Oh, siht, I don’t even know on this one 0-0. I never gave much thought to it, and it’s hard because I see both of them as submissive gahhh.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
It depends. If someone hurt the man he loved, either one of them would go out and kick serious ass. Bruce wouldn’t even have to go green. If they just kinda hurt themselves by accident like they fell or whatever, they’d take care of the wounds, though possibly teasing the other just a little.
Who gives nose/forehead kisses?
Bruce!! Those are his favorite kinds of kisses to give and receive!!
What their biggest fight was/will be about:
I don’t think I even wanna think about that 0-0
BOTTOM LINE: Do I ship it?