#hero we need

[flagrantederelicto]

Ok so listen...

If doors can be “Set as Front Door” then why can’t sinks be “Set as Kitchen Sink”???

Can someone get on this ASAP? Please and thank you.

[ghostfriendly5]

“I have often dreamed of a far off place Where a hero's welcome would be waiting for me Where the crowds would cheer, when they see my face And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be.

“I'll be there someday, I can go the distance I will find my way, if I can be strong I know every mile would be worth my while When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong.

“Down an unknown road to embrace my fate Though that road may wander, it will lead me to you And a thousand years would be worth the wait It might take a lifetime but I know I'll see it through.

“And I won't look back, I can go the distance. And I'll stay on track, no I won't accept defeat! It's an uphill slope But I won't loose hope, 'till I go the distance And my journey is complete.

“But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part, For a hero's strength is measured by his heart...

“Like a shooting star, I will go the distance! I will search the world, I will face its harms I don't care how far, I can go the distance 'Till I find my hero's welcome waiting in...your arms.”

-Go The Distance, Hercules  

Epilogue:

(Warrior) “Whew! Nothing like some karaoke after cleaning up an armed street gang, with my girls.. *Fighter smacks him* ...sorry, respected fellow heroes! Man, that song says it all though!”

(Wizard) “It says something, rather unsubtly. If you could get to this elusive goal in rather less than a lifetime, would we be spared further renditions?”

(Fighter) “A hero’s welcome in your arms, wasn’t it?” *Throws said strong arms around Warrior’s neck, pins him against the wall for a passionate make-out.*     

[podrickpaynest]

I just made myself sad by remembering Dolorous Edd quotes like:

I’ve had nothing but trouble with my teeth

and

Boats only sink when I’m aboard

and 

I never win anything

and

Nothing ever goes missing that they don’t look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?

and

If it’s warm and dry inside, don’t tell me, I wasn’t asked in

and

There is always a bear

and 

Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we’ll be next. Likely I’ll be the first too

and

Something worse than we can imagine. Well, I might be able to imagine it, but I’d sooner not.

and

Sam, would you wake me, please? I am having this terrible nightmare

Eddison Tollett was a legend and shall never be forgotten. 

[clearsoulalpaca]

When she takes too long to get ready, but you love her anyway. <3 

[sakiye]

found one that’s titled “Bland Times with Wangxian” no tags except the ship and no archive warnings

SCREAMING I JUST SENT IT TO THE MICQL SERVER RIGHT BEFORE I OT THIS NOTIF

[fuckaliscious1]

[waltzalascherzo]

BRAAAAAAAA

PEGGY YAHHSSS PERFECTLY LAYING OUT HOW THEY VIEW HER *heaves*