#heroicsacrifices

[justcallmejolly]

||meme|| For the anon who asked for Jolly/Will

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! |Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, Jolly is gonna go on forever, so there will be eventual heartbreak unless something changes

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - She was smitten pretty fast, hopes he was too.

How was their first kiss? - (this might be my favourite) It was to keep him out of trouble with some sneaky castle guards; pretending to be his wife. And yes, she muchly enjoyed it

Wedding:

Who proposed? - William

Who is the best man/men? - Luke

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Djaq and Robin. YES ROBIN

Who did the most planning? - Probably Robin

Who stressed the most? - William

How fancy was the ceremony? -Not.  Back of a pickup truck (more like in the woods) | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Killian

Sex:

Who is on top? - Depends

Who is the one to instigate things? - Probably Jolly

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard (It’s the damn woods.) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Long enough

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Not a possibility

How many children will they adopt? - two or three

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jolly

Who is the stricter parent? - William

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jolly

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jolly

Who is the more loved parent? - Honestly, they would probably say Robin. Bastard.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Robin

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Much

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jolly

Who does the grocery shopping? - Shopping is a sneaky thing that requires everyone. 

How often do they bake desserts? - not very

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Whatever is available

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - William

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Not much of an option

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It helps when you actually cook on a fire. Less chance of it happening

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both

Who is really against chores? - Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - Jolly

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Robin

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - doesn’t really happen much

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Robin

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jolly

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They usually don’t

What are their goals for the relationship? - To not find themselves at the end of a rope

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jolly

Who plays the most pranks? - Robin

[thenamesarcher]

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10. Playfully whacking them with a pillow

Archer had finally been able to relax in his bed. His eyes were closed and his head rested on his entwined hands. He was moments from sleep when he felt something soft collide with his face. In shock, Archer cried out and pushed himself up. Upon opening his tired eyes he saw his brother, holding the weapon of choice, a pillow. “Can I not get a moments peace?” He whined. Before he could refrain himself, he grabbed his own pillow and returned the favour.  

[whitebiird]

@heroicsacrifices cont. (x)

“ Or  w h a t ? ”

Not that Robin expected any kind of retribution if he did so, suspecting it to be a figure of speech more than anything. He was the man he was because of his past & that man would’t do anything that he wasn’t comfortable looking back on

……and he just wanted to see what the man would say.

     ❝ ---Or you will lose sight of the path ahead of you. ❞

The assassin answered with a short pause in between their utterances, analyzing the other’s tone. Was he challenging or simply curious? Altaïr’s words lay somewhere between well-meant advice and warning ( that may have been interpreted as a threat ) and it filled him with a hint of childish delight to find that everything he said could be meant literal or figurative. Different men, surely, would interpret it in different ways.

[imnotbeingfunny-but]

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🎧   Gaming                     top 3 games, favourite game genre. are they any good?

Call of Duty

All the CoD. Allan’s that annoying one who thinks he’s really good at FPS when really he’s terrible and runs in front of his teammates all the time, has no patience on sniper missions, and is just generally an arsehole if he ever happens to win. Basically he thinks he’s Bruce Willis.

Fallout

Because he likes the freedom of being able to choose a path and so he can be an arsehole to everyone if he wants to with no real consequences. Also the Fatman.

Mario Party

He has a weird talent for the minigames and and can defeat almost anyone with his extraordinary lucky streaks. Allan especially loves playing it with the rest of the gang because it’s the only thing he always wins.

So he likes FPS and arcade games. Not usually a fan of heavy storylines, click and point, or strategy. 

[thelegenddieshere]

{ I have a Guy dying thread in my drafts. Why. }

[thelegenddieshere]

{ You answer only those you want dear, cause I’m sending you an army to choose from }

[thelegenddieshere]

Iron Chair: How easily does your muse cave to pressure?

Torture Device-Inspired Headcanons | Accepting

Modern

Not easily. He’s used to working under pressure and actually the opposite would be what would set him on edge, because he would become restless like a caged animal. So not only working under pressure is easy, but caving to it is nearly impossible unless you know where to hit and what to say. He’s not invincible, but he received training for this kind of things and though they’re not his happiest memories, it allows him to be more efficient on the field.

Sherwood

It really depends. Guy has one hell of a temper and it’s usually easy to use it against him. He doesn’t do very well when the pressure comes from Vaisey and can still get away with a lot of it if it comes from Robin (his ego and pride do most of the work in this case). But he can crack after a while (more easily lets say than his modern counterpart). It takes some efforts, but he’s not nearly as solid as he likes people to believe.

[youre-myland-ahoy]

Sebastian smiled softly while he listened to Robin’s tones change with each new character. Lexi tucked in beside him and some Christmas book open on her lap. If he were honest with himself, it was probably his favorite Holiday memory. Christmas had always been a lonesome time for Sebastian, his mother the only one having any sort of excitement for it and she had passed early on. 

But this was damn near perfect.

He’d found someone to share his life with and allowed him to be a part of their already beautiful family and Sebastian couldn’t have been any happier. 

He allowed them a few more moments of privacy before stepping into her room. Careful to stay quiet and a content smile in his eyes when Sebastian made his way over to the bed and dropped a kiss to Robin’s hair; moving around to the other side of the bed and lying next to that small wonder of a little girl. A hand running fondly over her hair. 

Sebastian waited until Robin paused, and leaned in to whisper to her, “Can I tell ya a secret? Yer da’s a better storyteller than tha’ Santa fellow. Much more jolly an’ all.”

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