#heroshortage

[thehappinessmachine]

does blanc have just two other siblings?

All I can confirm is that so far, we know of one (Noir).

[k25ff]

THAT A LIBRARIAN IS CUTE i love her where does she like to be petted is she bi

As with her husband, there are some complexities with petting.

But she's a pretty big fan of Cuddling People Who Are Warmer Than Her. Luckily for her, humans are pretty warm compared to A Librarians.

As for her sexuality, the answer I can give is a noncommittal hand gesture and some muttering about the fact that she's not human, therefore some of the normal rules don't apply.

[k25ff]

i have to ask- who in q&a is the most passionate about sj?

I'm gonna cheat and say Conquest Herself, who is basically the Platonic Ideal of injustice and is passionately opposed to anything that would promote justice of any kind.

[thehappinessmachine]

if maya had three wishes what would she wish for?

The only thing she would wish for is for Fletcher to be able find his home (aka, move on to the afterlife like he should have.)

[thehappinessmachine]

what would mr. jones wish for if he had three wishes?

He would eat the genie that gave him this question because he wished for lunch.

[thehappinessmachine]

if the masks are based off of what animal the wearer is most like, does that make cancel the most ~human~? (i may be misinterpreting what u said in that tuto,, )

I never said that all of the masks are based on animals. In fact, I can confirm that at least one mask that belongs to a member of the cast is based on something that is NOT an animal.

[thehappinessmachine]

ok but. is there like an audiobook form of video games because i dont. rly have time for video games. i know theres letsplays but gt doesnt have voiceacting 8X

YEAH unfortunately the only way you can experience it is to watch let’s plays, and one needs to read the dialogue and stuff because that’s important

Seriously, I do recommend not spoiling yourself, the story is really crafted in such a way that the reveals and twists are really satisfying to play through, so I would recommend not looking up the storyline or whatever and just waiting until you have a chance to play it. Believe me, if there was a way for me to erase my memory and play the game again I would, IT’S THAT GREAT OF A GAME.

[thehappinessmachine]

also also i like how crowley is described as "not so much a fallen angel as he is an angel that sauntered vaguely downwards"

crowley is so great because essentially he was an angel who gave into peer pressure and Sauntered Vaguely Downwards but enjoyed being BIG AND BAD but...well, his evil is kind of not that impressive, he mostly  does these little acts of evil like tying up all the telephone lines and such because he honestly thinks that humans can be so much more evil than demons can ever dream to be

and he's kind of a big loser and he's actually kind of more angelic than his angel friend, Aziraphale, and I JUST LOVE HIM A LOT, WHAT A GREAT CHARACTER