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[crimefightrmoved]

“You’re wearing too many clothes.”

His hands are already all over him. Bruce’s own wrapping around his waist, running up his back and touching his nose against his.

   “ I think that’s a problem you should help me out of, don’t you agree? “ 

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[goreverine-archive1]

@herrwagner​ sent a meme: ❤️+🖤

“You’re so powerful, holy one. I mean in your influence. There’s a substantial amount of the island willing to die for you, over and over; willing to tear you and each other apart just to touch your horns.”

“It’s a shame that it’s soul-draining, living with you, cohabitating with you, pretending I love you.”

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@herrwagner​ SENT:

He teleports in and out so fast he barely even leaves fur behind, but he has more than enough time to not just take Ed's hat, but also kiss his cheek.

Most  people couldn’t  have  gotten  away  with  stealing  Eddie’s  verdant  hat.  At  the  very  least,  they’ll  receive  an  excruciating,  long  -  winded  lecture  if  he  later  runs  into  them.  But  it  seems  Kurt  is  the  only  one  who  can.  &  that’s  only  thanks  to  the  kiss.  Which  seems  to  serve  as  a  reset  button,  as  he  even  forgets  about  the  hat,  &  instead  wears  this  goofy,  love  stricken  smile.

[goreverine-archive1]

@herrwagner​ sent a meme: [ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet. because wet fluff.

“Hey!” he yells and waves at what is unmistakably Kurt’s silhouette, voice washed away with the white noise of the rain.

( It’s storm season -- weeks of tropical storms whipping the island, with only the hurricanes being warded off by the innate defenses and the work of a few weather-workers. This is one that’s nearly blown horizontal, the droplets so big they nearly whip one’s skin; no wonder everyone’s headed indoors. )

He waits for him, to come closer -- almost home -- appreciating that at least the water’s warm. When he’s close enough, he grins, and yanks him by his wrist closer towards him.

This is one of the rare times he’s in a good mood, nowadays.

“You look like a drowned animal!” A laugh; ruffling his hair -- then he swoops in, on his toes, for a kiss in the downpour.

[goreverine-archive1]

@herrwagner​ sent a meme:  ❓ for me to chose randomly (🌜 for a late night text )

💬 HIGH PRIEST: if you’re still awake, i’m not going home tonight. 💬 HIGH PRIEST: met this gorgeous woman, and she shoots sparks from her fingers. D.KEN sent HIGH PRIEST a picture. ( It’s nothing really bad; a selfie, over some drinks. She’s so bright. )

💬 HIGH PRIEST: can you blame me? 💬 HIGH PRIEST: she really likes you, though. she’s a fanatic. prays. 💬 HIGH PRIEST: thought it was so impressive how close i am to you. real cool.

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@herrwagner​ liked for a suggestive text:

💬 HIGH PRIEST: hey, there. feeling horny? 💬 HIGH PRIEST: for real, though, do you want me to help carve them out a bit? i noticed they seem stuck and half-poking from your scalp this time.

[crimefightrmoved]

Almost! I BLAME THE KIDS AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!

The house was quiet. They had the living room all to themselves. And Bruce had no trouble pulling Kurt by his waist over him as the Documentary he had put on continued to drone on in the background. Just white noise after all now that Kurt had his full attention. 

His eyes glowed with mischief. His stomach and chest doing tumble rolls as he watched him. Taken aback by the moment or just him and the overwhelming sense of fondness that welled up in his chest as the man. A hand cups his cheek while his own snakes from his hair to the nape of his neck to drag him down closer. 

Lips almost brushing against lips until the obvious sound of a door opening reached their ears, followed immediately by a pair of feet running down the stairs. Jason’s voice both pull their heads up from behind the couch, asking the most innocent question: “What are you guys doing? “ 

Nothing now, Bruce thought but he just smiled sheepishly, helping Kurt off him. “ Watching a Documentary about…Bats. “ 

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[crimefightrmoved]

Lift + reverse

Bruce visibly huffs. It wasn’t so much because he was told to stay in bed until his leg would heal over. Or that someone ( *cough* Jason *cough* )  had shared through the family group chat, which he wasn’t a part of, of the explicit orders from the doctor of 4 weeks of bed rest. It was the FACT that said Doctor was Leslie and he was aware that she would be checking in daily if she could steal time away from the clinic. And he’d be gutted if he was made to see that expression of disappointment on her face again. 

However, in his defense, it has been a day. And no one was around. And he was merely dragging himself down the stairs towards his office to look through some email. Absolutely nothing of the sort that would involve going down the elevator down to the Bat Cave. 

None at all. 

Kurt finding him in front of the Grandfather clock about to turn the dials was merely coincidence. He caught a spec of dust, He tried to reason. But the battle was lost. 

Soon enough, he’s being lifted over his husband’s large impressive shoulder and was , against his will, being carried back to the Master Bedroom. 

    “ Why are you carrying me like this? I’m not a sack of potatoes, Kurt. “

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