THE QUEEN OF DISASTER
September 19 \ 7:13 in the morning
Today was the day, the day that I would have to meet BTS before I start to actually working with them. I was nervous setting on a chair outside of the cafe that I worked at, I had just changed into more appropriate clothes
That made me feel more comfortable hanging out and just talking. I sipped my coffee that I had got a couple of minutes before I had sat down nervously the stress of the situation was getting to me. Was it just four week ago I had walked into that building putting done my resume and basically begging for them to hire me I still remember Donghyun the guy who was interviewing me asking all these questions like if I had any experience managing or even working with other people, and me sheepishly saying “I used to be student council in high school” and maybe 15 minutes or so had passed of just him kind of looking at me and shaking his head awkwardly. I new he was a nice guy and probably felt bad for me since how desperate I looked but I Already had the feeling he was going to say no, and honestly to this day I don’t no why I said it maybe because of how I was done working a for a stupid radio show or maybe I wanted to make my parents prude or just sheer selfishness, I don’t no but I blurted “I actually used to work for an American Company called fitIT a tiny athletic clothe company in California but I had to go because of my Visa” Donghyun looked at me Suspiciously and said “ why didn’t you put this on your Resume”
I had to come up with something fast so I said “ I totally forgot Since I was in America I made a new Resume so I just used my Korean one for this Job exclamation” Donghyun still looked a little wary but asked “ so what Field of work did you do for them” that question had totally flew past my mind I couldn’t say I was the manger of the entire company. that would be to much of a stretch and any way I hate lying but my family, myself I needed this job for a new future ... a new me that could actually control what the future holds so I said “ I worked as the Global translator so we could get sponsorships in different countries... I was the manger of that to” and I didn’t stop there ” my family was very rich so my parents took me to a good expensive college to teach me to speak fluent English” I mean it technically wasn’t a lie but it wasn’t the truth either, I could speak fluent English but my parents weren’t rich or took me to a college but being Korean and being able to speak English was very valuable in Business so I new he was going to be impressed. ” what College did you go to” Donghyun said with no longer any suspicion in his eyes but actual interest. I gulped “umm” and said “ I got a scholarship to Seoul National University” he put his pen down on his paper that he was writing on and looked at me boggy eyed ”really” he asked “yes” I said slipping my resume from the table so he can’t see the letters that say “I never want to college “
After that the lies came fluently and he ate those lies like kimchi, I told him a lot things, mostly lies but a lot of things like how I new a lot of A list Idols already sense I worked a part time job at KBS when I came back from America he really seemed to like that so I told him more and more until I realized the interview was over it was my time to go home, Donghyun had stood up and put his arm out and said “ talk no more your hired” I looked at him in surprise “what” he then quickly add “ I mean I need to see your American resume of course but yes you are very capable of managing our Idols” I stood up to and launched myself at him “ thank you, thank you, thank you,” I still don’t no if it was to him or me for lying so well to actually fool the staff of bighit to Actually hire me. But I still want home happy that night I mean I still had to make a fake Resume and a fake website for a fake Company but I was happy and any ways I had a friend