#hesparks

[agcntdad]

i will trade 20 followers (which is probably how many ill lose if i keep this up) for @hesparks to keep causing chaos I MISSED U SO MUCH LMAO

[geneticmisfit]

⚠ Lincoln Campbell.

Send ⚠ and a name, and i will make a bad presentation slide about that muse

I think I got it all pretty accurate

[fitzsimmonsaf]

hesparks replied to your post “OH FUCK THE FUCKIN HYDE JUICE?!?!?!”

yES. IT HAS TO BE.

i mean the gorilla testosterone and dash of peppermint part kinda gave it away but god i fuckin love all these easter eggs!!!

[aerokincticarchive-blog]

             her fist hits his arm, she’s pretty sure it hurts her more than it hurts him  (  she’s going to have to start working out for the next time she needs to hit him, just so it actually stings.  )  “next time you die i’m not crying for you. at all.”

;; weak af, @hesparks

[dear-indies]

Can we verify that Tumblr doesn't 'make' you send something on anon if you aren't following that person? Asking for a friend.

[gotleftbehind]

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[tremoriisms-blog]

Sitting up on her own today.

[geneticmisfit]

hesparks replied to your post: Early Colonial America in a nutshell:

BUT FRANKLIN WAS A MAN SLUT. HE FLIRTED WITH FRENCH LADIES WHILE WEARING A RACCOON SKIN HAT IN FRANCE, LIKE. FUCKING SHIT. HE GOT LAID REGULARLY BY RICH MARRIED FRENCH WOMEN BECAUSE HE WAS ‘SO DAMN INTELLIGENT’. TALKED HIS WAY INTO THOSE PETTICOATS BOI.

THEN WHY DID HE PUT THIS IN HIS THIRTEEN VIRTUES

‘’"Chastity. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation."’’

SO WHAT IS THE TRUTH, FRANKLIN