#hessica

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Soooo I did a little photoshoot with @helmetboys and she actually made me look decent 😎👉👉

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I had a weird dream last night

Okay so like me and (my friend) James and Emma and Katy DIED and we didn’t go to heaven or anything we were ghosts and we met all these other ghosts who had died in the same place (we became friends) but none of us were ready to die so we were like freaking out and we went to heaven to talk to God about it and God was super chill and he was like yeah m8 there’s a way to come back to life but you’ve gotta get this thing. So we had to follow these clues to get whatever thing we needed and at this point it’s me, james, emma, Katy, these two twins(one was a lesbian), and this other dude around our age. So we start following clues but apparently Satan finds out what we’re doing and he is not happy he’s like “listen when souls try to reincarnate I’m the first one to know and I don’t appreciate not being told personally about this” the only problem was Satan was Dan howell so I couldn’t take him seriously and eventually we just ran for it but he sent this monkey after us and we had to find hiding spots and finally we found the sacred object or whatever but the only problem was it needed living people to help activate it. So we have to run around on another mission and found a way to travel back to Earth but it was also back in time before we died. So we ended up at lunch in front of (some other friends) jess, cece,and Natalie and we had to convince them that we were dead and that they were our only hope (I kept blubbering and James messed it up like 50 times by talking about what hell and heaven were like) because if we couldn’t do it before our time on earth ran out everything reset and we had to start all over without them remembering us. Eventually we did and we all got sent back to Earth in present time and we were friends with all the new kids who had been ghosts and it was cool.

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Im offended that you arent here. How dare you.

babe I love you ill be back soon with your ANNIVERSRY OF BIRTH PRESENT

[pipitsmom-blog]

one time, when i was a kid and i thought i loved god,

birdprincee, who then proceeded to tell the story of when they spraypainted JESUS and a cross on the side of their garage

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best way to bug people with the letter 'J' in their name: pronounce it as 'H'

[outlawsandcircles]

I am happy for Hoyt and Jessica, but that is it.