#heta onlyfans

[fireandspiceland]

adding to the heta onlyfans posts cause I just saw a post on insta about Denmark doing live streams on onlyfans where he builds lego stuff in lingerie and YES I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING

[fireandspiceland]

Okay so regarding the onlyfans question I agree wholeheartedly but also want to add the italian brothers just off of vibes (and I feel that spain (happily) and germany (reluctantly but also excitedly) would be involved somehow cause I think the italy bros know they’re hot and even hotter when being fucked). ALSO I’m not sure what kinda content Netherlands has, like he knows everybody wants a piece of that ass but also I feel like he thinks that what happens between his legs aint nobody business but also he def wouldn’t pass up selling nudes for top dollar. Idk I’m conflicted, I feel like if he’s gonna be in the spotlight he’d be on ytube telling people how to invest correctly and explaining nfts or stuff like an old retired business man. He’s def on reddit somewhere giving advice on finance when he’s bored. Anyways, i would pay top dollar for anything belonging to this man

Wtf sorry I completely forgot the Italy bros omg. But yess you're right! I think Italy would have an onlyfans that everyone knows about and Romano's is a secret but of course Spain figures it out (and has to swear on his life that he doesn't tell anyone (especially not the rest of the bft (and he probably fails spectacularly by showing off a picture from Romano's onlyfans rip))) Germany would say no but then change his mind when Italy keeps being annoying insisten about it and maybe the first pics and videos they take are without showing Germany's face but the amount of positive feedback and love from other users would give Germany more confidence <3

About Netherlands.. I don't know what to tell you except that he would hire a professional photographer (aka bribe Luxembourg into being his photographer (I think Lux would have a great eye for aesthetic pictures!)) and be a massive tease. He'd make you pay a fortune for those nudes - but it's not a scam, if you pay you get them. Also I love the idea of Ned being a redditor and youtuber, giving advice on how to save and make money hehe.

Anyways, here's what I think you can find on Netherland's onlyfans :)

[fireandspiceland]

I implore no—BESEECH you. Who would have an onlyfans.

First of all: Finland. I blame Murphy and her CEO AU for that one but Finland is definitely making bank through onlyfans.

Have an onlyfans and the other nations know about it: Belarus, Monaco, Netherlands, Greece it’s one way to get rid of your debt ;) France (sometimes Spain and Prussia make a guest appearance! Spain more often than prussia)

Have a secret onlyfans: Norway, Luxembourg, Wales (now you know what the pretty boy club does except each other’s hair and nails hehe), Ukraine

Also Philippines but I can’t decide if he keeps it secret or not?

Oh and Ancient Rome and Knights Templar would also have an onlyfans.

[fireandspiceland]

I was talking to a friend about this last night-

In a Human!AU where Ludwig and Feli don't know each other irl, if Feli had an OnlyFans, Ludwig would absolutely waste most of his monthly salary on it. Probably never paid for anyone else's and in the beginning he feels lowkey disgusting for it, but soon enough he's not only a regular, but he's starting to crush on Feli so hard that he often tips for no content in return or makes requests like "I just want you to go out with your friends and have fun". If he finds out that Gilbert is also subscribed to him he'll become quite jealous.

Oh my, that would make a nice fic, I'd write it but aaaah idk///

AHHH THIS WOULD MAKE SUCH A HEART SHATTERING SLOWBURN! Ludwig finding out that his brother is subscribed to the guy he’s pining for 😭 and Feli doesn’t even know what else is going on he just drowns in money because of these two.

If you wrote something I’d 100% read it I promise. <3

[fireandspiceland]

I know everybody interested on which nation will have onlyfans but can we pause just for a minute and ask ourselves which dipshit will sell their soul to pay for an onlyfans fav? Denmark would literally strip himself of all belonging except his legos to pay for norway’s onlyfans even tho they be screwing with each other irl. How bout spain being a number one fan for romano or francis just subscribing to fucking everyone? How bout the dumbasses who wont stop promoting other people’s onlyfans? I know turkey won’t stop tellin people to subscribe to greece’s only fans and luxembourg will posts some of the photos he took on instagram and advertise his bro’s account. Who’s secretly subscribing to these accounts? I know hungary be lowkey subscribing everywhere. I wanna talk about my idiots with one brain cell

Denmark XD rip but you cant say hes not supportive. lmao Spain being Romano's number one subscriber and Romano telling Spain how stupid he is for paying to see his dick when he can have that for free despite him secretely being Spains number one supporter

France would spend all his money subscribing to everyone and tell them while hungary is keeping it on the down low. Japan would definitely subscribe to at least some of his friends onlyfans (like Italy whos featuring Germany in his posts sometimes) under the pretence of supporting them when he just plain enjoys it.

Also you cant tell me Hungary didn't take nudes splayed out on top of Austrias grand piano which Prussia recognised and showed him and that is how he ended up as a 'secret guest' in her next photo series with all his instruments.

[fireandspiceland]

ive been seeing people talk about nations with onlyfans ey?.... well i think that canada had been in the sex industries longer than most countries,,

but i imagine him wearing a lot of costumes on his account, especially lingerie and bunny costumes, he would do toys review (vibrators are a hit on his acc) also just genuinely showing off jis pussy....

Yeah the nations having onlyfans seems to be a thing here now hehe

Omg yessss mattie dressing up to cover up his identity as if not the entire world knows who he is !! Him showing off how much he can take and how he can make the biggest toys fit hdhshxjks then giving them an honest review and a recommendation if he had fun with them,,,,

[fireandspiceland]

Do you think, in their only fans, they let other nations fuck them for content 🤔📸📸

Like a collaboration? YEAH definitely. In nationverse most of them probably fucked long before onlyfans was a thing and I think sex is something more casual for nations than it is for humans (living with the same couple of people around for that long.. I think relationships work different for them)

I've also been thinking about why they would even start an onlyfans in the first place. Some out of boredom, maybe some out of vanity and to get validation, but also it's a great way to make money so what about charity? Collabs between them make for even more subscriptions and tips. It's all for the good cause you see ;)

[fireandspiceland]

Lithuania for sure has an onlyfans. We know he’s packing.

yeah true

at this point I feel like there's hardly any nations who DONT have an onlyfans lmao