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- a good shower later -

i surpassed myself ! 2 months dead ! :D

[hetalia-session]

==>Italy: Call Your Best Friend.

--italianPasta began pestering germanCakemaker-- IP: buono notte, germany! IP: are you there? GC: I'm a bit busy right nov, Italia. IP: aww and i thought we could hang out a bit! IP: after all we are on the same team! GC: You knov about the teams nov? GC: Did Japan tell you? IP: uh... i think so... GC: You are such an airhead sometimes. IP: ehehe IP: by the way i like your screen name! GC: VELL I DON'T! GC: Blasted bruder. I can't get anything done. IP: but youre familia! GC: Ja, ve are. Ve can't choose our family. GC: Aren't you in Rome with your bruder Romano? IP: si! GC: If he's there, I can expect at least some vork vill get done. GC: He is a hard vorker after all. IP: ve! i am too! GC: Ja, ja, you are. IP: so if I do a good job, praise me, ok? GC: Ja, of course. IP: yay! its a deal! GC: Italia, is there a reason you contacted me? IP: was there? IP: um... GC: I swear, sometimes... IP: oh yes! what does strife mean? GC: Strife? I believe it is American slang for a fight. IP: oh ok IP: wait, FIGHT?!?!? IP: CAPTAIN I DONT WANT TO FIGHT FIGHTING MAKES ME SCARED GC: Italia. IP: IMMA GOING TO GET BEAT UP AND HURT GC: Italia. IP: AND THEN SOMEONE WILL TAKE ALL THE PASTA AND PASTA SAUCE GC: Vait, vhat? IP: AND I WONT GET TO SKIRT CHASE PRETTY LADIES AND PET CATS GC: I'm getting the feeling half of the things you're saying aren't getting on this chat. IP: AND THEN ILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO DIE GC: ITALIA SHUT UP! STOP CRYING THIS INSTANT OR I WILL MAKE YOU RUN TEN LAPS! IP: BUT GERMANY NOOOO GC: AND I'LL TAKE AVAY ALL YOUR GELATO AND PIZZA! IP: YOURE SO CRUELLLLL GC: ONLY VHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO A VORD I AM SAYING! GC: Honestly. One of these days, you'll learn that training is alvays something you can rely on in times of need. GC: I'm doing this to help you. I can't be there for you all the time. IP: i know... GC: Listen. After all this, vhy don't ve play a game of football? GC: To spend sometime together. IP: that sounds good! we can invite prussia and fratello! GC: Alright. It can be a quick game. IP: ve but can we invite nihon too? GC: Nihon? IP: thats japans name in his languange! GC: Did he tell you this? IP: nope! i looked it up on the internet! GC: Gott, Italia. Do you call me Deutschland to other people? IP: nope! youll always be germany! GC: Alright. Is there anything else? IP: nope! GC: Do you have your game disks? IP: nope! GC: Go find them. IP: yessir captain sir! GC: Good. IP: see you later germany! GC: Luck to you. And be careful! IP: aye aye captain! --germanCakemaker ceased pestering italianPasta--

France: DO SOMETHING! <== | ==>