KuroEmu Single Dad Dating AU
idk if I'll ever get around to writing this but I'm thinking about it again, so might as well write out the summary.
Anyway, @heteronumber and I made an AU where Emu has an accidental baby acquisition of Parad through mitosis. Slice of life with hint of sci-fi AU where if you get the bugster virus you have a small chance of accidental mitosis where a video game child just sloughs out of you.
Parad goes to the same elementary as Saki and Graphite. Emu just happens to be waiting to pick Parad up and talks with Kuroto as they kind of flirt and get to know each other, then point out their kids. And Emu's like "yeah my kid is— oh my god that kid is biting my son" and Kuroto looks over and, "ah, that would be my son."
After they break the kids up, they're still wanting to connect and exchange numbers.
Kuroto got his kids from accidental human Saki acquisition. Either through adoption or he's the next living relative. And Saki gets sick with bugster and Graphite separated from her so Kuroto just:
Kuroto: I sure thought there was one of these yesterday but guess I have twins now Kuroto: come on kids let's go buy saki 2 a bed -lines that had me dying by @heteronumber
