#hewascutethough

[c2222p]

If you give a mouse a cookie, please stay the F away from me. I don’t need the pied piper of rodents anywhere I lay my head. 

[ashliens]

So I was highfiving this guy and I don't think he realized that it was a highfive and so he thought we were gonna hold hands lol

[debauchedvoluptuary]

This guy just now texted me back after like two months saying he had a hernia. Bitch, please.