James fucking Reg on his period
ooohhh yeah i’ve thought about this before. in my mind fem anatomy regulus, no matter what reg identified as, has so much beef with everything that comes with that. if regulus gets pregnant they get all the bad things, they dont glow but instead are constantly grumpy and snappy and emotional, have dark bags under their eyes from little sleep and get feet aches and back aches and everything. same with being on their period! heavy cramps and turning into a little monster because everything pisses them tf off
i can see james trying fruitlessly to stifle a grin because reg is still kind of adorable rolling around in the sheets with a hot waterbottle pressed to his stomach and groaning like it’s the end of the world. james comes home with lots of chocolate and red fruit or smoothies (good for iron loss!), he will bake regulus the softest munchiest cherry brownies and reg will devour a whole tray in one day.
and sometimes when regulus in a specific mood he will try on purpose to drive james up the wall and fight with him which ends with james pinning regulus against the kitchen counter or pressing him deeper into the couch cushions and watching regulus’ pupils dilate and body go all pliant. james picks him up and ushers him into the bedroom, half carrying him and he snatches a few dark towels from out of the dresser and then splays regulus out on top of them. james starts by kissing along his neck and then thighs, slowly fingering him to prepare and regulus gets all heady from there on out pretty quickly. arching off the mattress and into james’ touch. james talks to him in soothing tones but he also calls him out on being a brat and in a shitty mood which regulus just responds to with a frustrated whine. james proceeds to hike up his legs and just press right forth into his hole. sometimes regulus doesn’t like being fucked into the mattress because it feels too stiffling so james will flip them and lay regulus down on his chest, heels digging into the mattress and fucking up into regulus until he’s drooling into the crook of james’ neck. needless to say his stomach doesnt feel tense afterwards anymore <3
