i think many people dont know what a guarana plant look like and id like to rectify that, behold:
a real fuck plant
thanks for coming to my ted talk
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i think many people dont know what a guarana plant look like and id like to rectify that, behold:
a real fuck plant
thanks for coming to my ted talk
Just to give u an idea what sensory hell i live in, i work in a room with 6 other people.
One of them always has a very loud cold and LOUDLY slurps his coffee. Its the loudest thing ive ever heard in my life.
One has had a cough for 6 months. He also taps his feet constantly.
One listens to music SO LOUDLY i can hear it from my desk. He wears earbuds.
One SINGS along to whatever hes playing. Out loud. All the time.
Every day i pray for the sweet or release of death.
“Hardcore supporters of Brazil’s president, Jair Bolsonaro, have urged his followers to flood the streets in defence of their leader on Sunday amid mounting conservative angst over the far-right populist’s anarchic opening act in office.”
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yo guys lets go egg some fascists
this one time i’m watching some justice league movie on TV and the plot is that aliens infiltrate the earth by replacing world leaders. they then work together to make humans abandon all weapons and focus on making the world a better place.
now this is supposed to be a cautionary tale, cause as soon as all the weapons are destroyed the aliens invade. as if our shitty guns are gonna do anything to their giant space laser machines. cartoon logic.
anyway, i’m here thinking why did they even bother make humans abandon all weapons to attack? if they wanted to destroy humanity from the inside while having control over all their world leaders they couldve just done it in much more efficient ways.
by doing, like, lets say, oh.
exactly what our leaders are doing
anyway when the heatwaves, droughts and tropical storms hit and kill us all because we cant stop burning coal, i’ll welcome our new alien overlords
The department store is really tempting today (those are skeleton unicorns)
(Be gay)
If there wasnt a realistic chance of getting lynched while wearing this id totally get it
Found this shirt at the local department store.