HexWave Radio Clip One
♫ Fade in on the end of Vogue - Madonna ♫
“Hows it hanging, what a tune, that was 'Vogue' by the Queen herself, released back in march for the film Dick Tracy. The film was a bit a shit show in my opinion but I guess it had some good songs. Anyway, you're here at 121.5 'HexWave', relax, kick up your feet, pat your familiar and, if you aren’t a witch, you’ve definitely come to the wrong place."
"Regulars are probably out there wondering, “Whos this new guy? How am I meant to brew this potion without George’s weekly reading of ‘Scraping the bottom of the cauldron.’” George unfortunately got the case of the meows after mixing up an eye of newt with mustard seed trying to make some brew to triple his jump height. Two morals of that story, if eye of newt in a recipe it isn’t always a misdemeanor by the author, and George cheats at basketball. He also gets dunked on like crazy, but that’s neither here nor there. So, while George is recovering, getting the cat off his tongue, you have me, the wonderful, brilliant, verbose and, if I may say, quite attractive DJ Jukebox Joey... Yeah i’m not loving jukebox there, might uhh I’ll- I’ll think about that."
The sound of paper shuffling
"Alright, before we get this started, I’ve got some papers to read out."
"This autumn season, sorry, this fall season is turning out to be quite a good one in the ol’ pumpkin patch. Whether it be a pie, ammunition for a trebuchet, or used in a traditional treat-quantity-enhancing enchantment for halloween, expect it to be good prices down at the shops."
The sound of paper shuffling
"Some classifieds, Cardinal’s very own Dorothy Prior has recently gotten engaged with her husband to be Elias Schwarts, congratulations you little love birds. Oh, and sadly Uncle Robert has passed at the age of 87. That seems to be it, uhh hopefully Dorothy and Elias can get married soon and you know, clicks teeth, get to replacing ol’ Rob."
Talking to someone away from microphone, other person cannot be heard.
"Wait, what does the read light mean again? Oh fuck, really? Shit."
Talking directly into microphone.
"I’ve been advised by my producer that my previous joke about Uncle Robert getting replaced was inappropriate, so I would like to apologise for that."
The sound of paper shuffling
"One last thing, before we get back to it, quick update on the incident that happened at the Carnival not too long ago, there is no update! That’s the police force for ya."
"Alright, stay safe out there my little lovelies, I’ll be with you today, tomorrow, and for the foreseeable future because George is- he’s really going through it right now. That’s DJ Jukebox J- alright, DJ Joey, I’ll get a different name, that’s me signing off for like- 30 minutes? Whatever, here’s Dreams by Fleetwood Mac."
♫ Second Hand News by Fleetwood Mac starts playing ♫
"Wait, uhh, sorry wrong one, okay heres dreams by Fleetwood Mac."
♫ Dreams by Fleetwood Mac starts playing and fades out ♫
