#hey heather

[sitonmyhot-seatoflove]

FREEZE. Take a picture of what you are doing right now post it, and forward this to 5 mutuals! ( gotta do it back. sorry i don't make the rules. )

i’m just chillin in bed, bloated from eating an entire pizza by myself, texting the prettiest girl i know

hbu?

[cake-snake]

Lil cartoons based on my sister and I. Yes, those are fake names.

[sitonmyhot-seatoflove]

2, 5, 9, 23, 28, 29, 39, 41, 52, 56, 59, 66, 69

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

I’d like to think snake, but most realistically, sloth

5. museum date or aquarium date?

I’m a slut for museums, but idk that I’d be a very good museum date? cause I usually prefer to do my own thing/am very particular about how I go around a museum? I guess we’ll have to find out?

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

I’ll only date you if you stay on the phone with me until we’re both too sleepy to function

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

maroon 5 is the only thing that comes to mind

28. favorite makeup brands?

okay I don’t think we’ve talked about this but I’m a huge slut for make up. I go through phases, and I think I have a different favorite brand for each item, but I think rn I think if I had to choose one it’d be anastasia beverly hills. I’m a slut for their palettes

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

don’t think I really have one? I mostly shop at brazilian department stores currently. I am a basic bitch though, so shoutout to urban outfitters

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

this is far too difficult for me to decide - I like being scary/gory for halloween, though. will probably try my hand at some very bloody, very gross fx make up

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

you’re cheeky, aren’t you? the person I have a crush on is probably the sweetest soul I’ve met in a good while. she’s really, really pretty, has big beautiful roger taylor-like eyes, and has really soft looking hair that I really wanna touch, especially late at night. she loves a lot of the same things I love, and she’s a dork - just the right amount of dork. she has a thing for ben hardy, which I don’t blame her for, and is not attracted to brian may, which I’m???? so confused by? but she’ll still read a brian fic just because I told her it was really good. again, she’s a sweetie like that. she’ll always have something positive to say and she brightens up my day one text at a time; not even sure she fully realizes just how much. craziest part is that she seems to like me too, which makes me feel crazy lucky. #gay

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

I have no jolly rancher preferences. haven’t had enough of them to know

56. favorite disney princess?

mulan all the way!!! the real MVP!!! congrats mulan for having the absolute best princess movie in disney history!!! shoutout to ariel, pocahontas, and belle, though

59. favorite holiday?

C H R I S T M A S. i’m a jolly bitch. I get way too into it. shoutout to halloween though - I love spooky season and it’s my birthday, so

66. who knows the most about you?

definitely my best friend dani. also the fbi guy who’s responsible for my surveillance. hi jared

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

you know this I sleep on one, but need at least one more to hug, and generally like to have another one around just in case??

thanks for these, you cheeky bastard

[sitonmyhot-seatoflove]

1, 5, 17 (just curious), 24, 45, 71, 74 (for shits and gigs), 87

1. What is you middle name?

don’t have one! we don’t do them in Brazil. have 2 last names, though.

5. What is your favorite color?

it changes a lot - mostly shades of pink though

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

curious, huh? well, my ideal partner would be someone who likes dogs and who makes be blush a lot and who is kind hearted and has a lot of emotions and who I could spend whole nights on the phone with and not even mind going to bed at 4am afterwards. know anyone who might fit the bill?

24. Baths or showers?

showers all the way!!

45. What is your favorite accent?

ny and british (I mean it lol) I also love a good southern accent!! also indian. I love most accents (just not my own lolz)

71. What makes you nervous?

what doesn’t? I’m an anxious bunny lol emailing does it a lot (not joking)

74. Are you ticklish?

big yes!! fun fact: I HATE tickling. like a lot. like I’ll accidentally hit ppl when they tickle me and I take it very seriously. (I guess there’s a reason I found the documentary so terrifying?? lol)

87. Do you keep a journal?

I’m a very chaotic journaler - I’ll keep 7 journals at once, write every night for weeks and then not touch them for months. I like doodling and writing down random sentences a lot, so sometimes I’ll keep them but they won’t really make sense. love journaling though, and I’m a slut for soft covered, blank paged, plain black moleskines

thanks for asking, cutie!!!

[sitonmyhot-seatoflove]

6, 19, 31, 45, 98

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?

answered, but for you I’ll do another one - Talk, by Hozier

19 - What was the best thing you were given?

answered - but you already knew the answer anyway

31 - What kind of person do you want to date?

you ppl who make me laugh, who share my interests, who are kind hearted and sweet.........

45 - Describe your dream date.

locally brewed beer (ugh) and fries; long conversations; listening to good music together. you’re sneaky

98 - What should you be doing right now?

probably sleeping? but instead I’m watching got with my best friend, downing a bottle of cabernet sauvignon and attempting to flirt with this one pretty girl on insta...