#hey m00ts

[amouramaryllis]

awww please don't get terminated... you're my emotional support mutual

[xen0lush]

if you keep liking my dumbest posts I'm just gonna assume you want me carnally, okay?

[amouramaryllis]

mutuals come to my animal crossing island!!

[amouramaryllis]

vulnerability & openness is cool... except when I do it. If I do that shit you guys should feed me lit fireworks

[xen0lush]

probably the millionth person to say this but...

no matter what they post about, approx. 99.9% of people don't think it's sexy or cool to get sent aggressive messages & asks from a complete stranger. that's cringe and it achieves nothing. it's twice as embarrassing if you have no humor and your account's obviously a throwaway.

[xen0lush]

cm'ere kitten... mommy needs some notes.

[amouramaryllis]

find beauty in the ecosystem and realise you are part of that global ecosystem/biosphere -> self esteem ⬆ and regard for the natural world ⬆⬆

[amouramaryllis]

i hate when my mootchals get an embarassing ask that's typed in the same writing style I use bc I just wanna comment "this wasn't me btw" but that'd look so weirdo suspicious