#hey shitass

[hokeyypokeyy]

POV: you picked up a medkit in front of bassie

based on this post

[victusinveritas]

[chiptuneglitch]

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speedrun?“

[balderdasch]

WHAT THE FUCK

I WAS JOKING I WAS JOKING

theres no way that hey shitass wanna see me speedbridge was actually inspired by James Joyce's Ulysses chapter 15 Circe when the Motorman tells him to flip then when he does hes like "ur bad u suck close shave no thoroughfare must take up Sandow's exerciser again bitchass hattrick more like shoetrick"

this is fucking silly im in shock

@blossoms-and-petrichor ik ur like a person i dont know but u seem to have cool literature opinions

also the usuals @totally-not-allie @rat-daemon @parsleywrites @andi-o-geyser @jamifed ulysses just got like 10x better

im reeling

[cherrykaboart]

Those minecraft guys

[beeschurgerboy]

FrUK be like

[detectivehole]

h̴̳͙̫̲̹̗̮͚̯͖̆͒͛̋̑̐̈́̽̎̀̊̉̚͠ͅȩ̷̥̗̰̝̟̜̳͍̣̽̾̈́͊͊ͅŷ̵̢̩̪̫̼̰͓͔͉͖̪̇͗̓̂̂̉͑̾̐̈͘ ̵̭͖̯̦͔̈̔́͑́̾͆̈́̽̕͝͝s̶̞͎̹͈̤̿̐̈́̋̌̋̊̍͋͋̕̕͝ͅh̶̛̝̞̱̪͔͔͊̄͗̆͛͐͊̚ȋ̵̡̭̜̻̗̬̬̯̤͖̣̙͚̑̑͐̅̆͜t̷̲͈͕̟̞̥̦̳̱̩͚͚̦͉̑̄̀̉̈́̊̓̌͋̊͒̕ä̴͎͎̰́̒͊͝s̸̤̞͇̺̘͍̝̲̹̳͓̗͖͎̰̔̀̋̒̀̂̐̕s̵̺̯͍͖̱͔̭̤̲̖̰̝̩͖͊͗ ̵̢̙̝͕͉͇͋́̓̿̔̃͌́̊̓̽͘͝w̶̧̡̦̫̘̙͎͍̳̫̹̯͉̓̔̐̓̑͑̇͆̿͒̏̕͝ͅã̷̞̮̜̭̹̝͍̣̩̖̓͂͐̚͝n̵͎͓̥̯͍̋̈́̾̾͛͆͒͌̒̎̆̿́͂̓ņ̵̨̦͍̪̖͉͉̲̹̪̫̀͑̉͜͝͝ͅͅą̶̛̥̟̼̭̬̖̀̓͑̋̈̒̾̆̚͜ͅ ̸̨̦͎̲̯͎̻͙̻̺̭̲̌͛̔͂́̾͛̿͝ͅs̷̬̏̇̈ȇ̴̡̤̭͕̺̗̦͉͙̩̫̜̾̾̀̅̃̀̕͜ḛ̴̺̦͖̝͙̒̇͑̔̈́̓͛̚ ̶̟̩̲͎̱̺͈̲̥̀̋̐͆̂̿̆͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̷̧̨͕̻̥͈͍̤͖̪̩͚̂̂̅̅̇̒͋̕̚͝e̶͍̗̱̞̮̹̬̟͐̅́̿̋̏̒͂͛͝ ̶̡̡̧̖̳̝̞̹̻̋́̚̚k̶̞̬̟̺̏̽͐̀̐͛͝͝į̷̡̛̛̞͕̦͖̩̲̇͛̾̊́l̶̥͖͍̣̼̳̖͖̹̠̾͒́̔̽̂̀͆̓̾̑̚͠ͅl̴̡̺͎̈́͆̊̉̈̈́̃̚ ̸̛̰̣̺̗̫̎̉̋̅̔̀́͗́̎g̶̢͚̯̼̟̥̱̲̞̜͐͆̄̌̍͋̄̀͐̅̀̚͠ò̸̡̖̣̺̠͜͝d̴͉͉͎̼̞̞̺͔͔̰̪͒͊͊͊̌?̸͉̔͗̅

[snowchester-nuke]

Feeling strongly about Shitass