Hokey's god-awful no-good blog

// Any pronouns! // idrk what to put here, i sooometimes post art, but not very often

[hokeyypokeyy]

A HANDFUL OF ATTACKS I DID FOR ARTFIGHT !!!

characters belong to, in order of images; @grimdoch papersquid26 (on artfight! no tumblr account) @juno-saturna @undercover_roomba @zoetszoroark @valiantflyingoof

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[styllwaters]

It's that time of year again

[hokeyypokeyy]

my bio references the original image :D

[styllwaters]

It's that time of year again

[seven-meds]

More residents of an ominous island (and glamour shots)

[charrfie]

Sparkle on! It's Wednesday! Don't forget to be yourself, Jerma!

[charrfie]

Every now and again someone reblogs this and I am haunted by the fact that almost every big name streamer and jerma himself and notable voice actors and apparently the fucking spongebob squarepants art team have referenced this picture I made and I only have 4k notes on it

[tallgayclownboy]

Gargantuan lore drop but I NEED a source on that SpongeBob one

[charrfie]

You got it boss. From the episode "bubble bass reviews" in 2023

[ominous-signs]

Using my power as a gimmick blog to spread the ORIGINAL post even more far and wide because how the hell does this only have 5kish notes. Please. What.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[desperateknot]

How ishqueg looks to outsiders vs how they actually are ❣️

[rockinmusicquarterly]

it's crazy that if you fight tenna during his boss fight he gets confused and scared, and then starts asking if anybody notices or cares, and when it's clear nobody does he starts making it into a joke at his expense. sickening ass character

[rockinmusicquarterly]

come on man

[castledock]

hey guys you know a work can have challenging & disturbing & weird themes without it actually being a kink that the writers have, right? I know we all like to use that “the author’s barely disguised fetish” meme but i truly need y’all to understand that some things are just recurring themes & motifs in a body of work without it being sexual for the writers or anyone involved in the creation of art. It’s important to me that y’all know this.

[hokeyypokeyy]

THIS.

Also I haven't seen it yet, but if i hear someone talk about how Han-tyumi and The Murder of the Universe is just a vaguely disguised vomit fetish album i will Wrangle YOU

[valiantflyingoof]

something i noticed is that an argument strategy people- especially people with strong opinions- tend to use is the tactic of interruption. if your opponent can't speak, they can't tell you you're wrong. they'll continue to talk over you until they've made their point clear, and then demand what it is they originally wanted (if the conflict arose in a setting where the aggravator is a customer). it's a strong tactic until you start doing the same thing.

they clearly don't care to be polite, so why should you?

[hostilemuppet]

Now that I barely use this account I have a controversial deltarune take are you ready

[hostilemuppet]

Kris being the only human in a monster town as a queer (specifically trans) allegory makes very little sense considering that not only are there other trans people in town (the transfem waitress with a lions mane) but they're not even the only trans person in their class (monster kid is also nonbinary). I obviously don't know the guy but if this was the message Toby fox was going for i think itd really undermine his queer isolation metaphor by surrounding them with other queer people who are treated casually like its not an issue

"Only human in a monster town" is clearly supposed to represent them being a poc and/or foreigner in a predominantly white/monocultural neighbourhood and a transracial adoptee. Like they literally used to wear fake horns to make themself look like their adoptive family. But the average utdr fan is a white lgbt who is incapable of recognising marginalisation that's not focused on queerness and whose understanding of adoption is "found family trope"

[hostilemuppet]

Now that I barely use this account I have a controversial deltarune take are you ready

[hostilemuppet]

Kris being the only human in a monster town as a queer (specifically trans) allegory makes very little sense considering that not only are there other trans people in town (the transfem waitress with a lions mane) but they're not even the only trans person in their class (monster kid is also nonbinary). I obviously don't know the guy but if this was the message Toby fox was going for i think itd really undermine his queer isolation metaphor by surrounding them with other queer people who are treated casually like its not an issue

"Only human in a monster town" is clearly supposed to represent them being a poc and/or foreigner in a predominantly white/monocultural neighbourhood and a transracial adoptee. Like they literally used to wear fake horns to make themself look like their adoptive family. But the average utdr fan is a white lgbt who is incapable of recognising marginalisation that's not focused on queerness and whose understanding of adoption is "found family trope"

[antennas-to-heaven]

stars beyond the outskirts

[valiantflyingoof]

one of the things i really hate about the hidden world movie is that the ENTIRE premise of the series was based on friendships and how they get you through times good and bad, through hardships and through life, and how they just make you generally happier. and yet they split hiccup and toothless apart. they were disabled together. not to mention valka and cloudjumper, best friends of twenty years who flew together as basically a single being, who parted ways because of what? some measly threat of bad people? there's always going to be bad people in the world, but you should face those bad people together. strength is in numbers, after all.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!