ur a disgrace the way ur banner isnts lasagna
ok. listen.
I am not who you think I am.
I am… not Garfield.
I am Linguini.
Hey, It’s me, Linguini.
I simply purvey the Garfield. It is my trade; my business. Occasionally the thoughts of Garf are shared with me.
I am Garfield’s fan, supporter, and hypeman. Sometimes I give him the keyboard and he writes in for me, but I, Linguini, am the admin of this blog.
(And, shameful as it is, I prefer linguine over lasagne)
I understand how this news could be shocking to many; I apologize for my non-transparency and the disgrace I have displayed.
The plate of linguine will stay, as a reminder of my true identity. If Garfield ever kills me and takes control, he will surely change it to lasagne.
Thank you, and good night.
