it's-a-me!

someday i’ll find a higher res photo of linguine. today is not that day.

[heyitsmelinguini]

Some day I’ll be followed by a spambot with my own first and last name that uses my picture and I’ll have to kill her in unarmed combat and honestly I’m looking forward to it haven’t felt alive in a while.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

old people are right about werther's originals btw

[aquastellae]

JUNE 24TH!!!

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[tieflingkisser]

[toskarinfr]

[roadwhores]

by jeremy ville

[donkeykongclassifiedsecrets]

Erm.... i dornt know

[segamascott]

[bunchashapes]

[bunchashapes]

what’s not clicking

[megabuild]

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[anteatery]

It’s Just Me And Orange Against The World

[planet-kashira]

it's time for us as a society to embrace the archetype of the cute sadist

[planet-kashira]

nobody understands what things are cute :/

[planet-kashira]