#heythereimgod

[girlshavesharpteeth]

OOC: Hello you lovely people

((Thank you for following me!! Seriously I'm grateful for every one of you.

Hit the heart and I'll be happy to make you a personalized starter!

If you make me a starter (short if you don't mind, I have a lot of paras) I will give you a cupcake!

Askbox is open and I welcome plot ideas, random bothering, or anything really

The Fine Print: I am a very slow rper. Like really. Snail pace. If I went any slower continental drift would look fast. God that was a terrible joke I'm sorry. But basically your starters and replies are going to take a few days, maybe a week or more.))

[daddyofstarks]

lucyallalone

heythereimgod

absentearth

chestfullofshrapnel

heblewmeupfirst

gammaaccident

lilacheney

wrathofbilly

I'm not going to give handouts if that's what you're all here for.

[wadesdeadpoolparty]

FOLLOW GOD!

http://heythereimgod.tumblr.com

MORGAN FREEMAN IS THE FC

[the-blackest-spider]

heythereimgod started following you

There was… something about this man. He was not well, normal, but she was pretty sure he wasn’t Asgardian or alien of any sort and it felt like he knew her. That wasn’t exactly a feeling she liked, “Hello.” She greeted, watching him intently, “Can I help you?” 

[youfallinflames-archive]

heythereimgod started following you

[springfulblonde]

heythereimgod entered your flower shop.

"Be with you one second mister." Kelda was busy  organizing her flowers as she pointed to her flowers to move around.

[govthookercoulson]

heythereimgod has entered the office

Phil's office is warded, with spells and technology. He's been around enough to know what holy oil runes to scribe at his entryways, and they seem to have worked to dissuade most hostile forces. Obnoxious ones, not so much.

And it doesn't do a damn thing to keep the Doctor out but what does. Or extraterrestrials, but they're generally welcome in Phil's office.

This guy, though. Phil looks up and goes utterly still before setting his pen down, feeling the hair on the back of his neck come on end.

"If my suspicions are right, sir, your presence would be more appreciated in other places even within the organization."

I don't believe in you.