#hhhahahahaha

[alyaa-fuckthepatriarchy]

[thethirdstageofdeath]

I think it's so funny when people make Will moan "Dr. Lecter" in fanfictions.

Like- "Sorry, Will, but the formalities stay on during sex."

[aastrea]

text || teddy

astrea: want to get dinner with elvie and i?

[ddaeng-181338]

MY FRIEND ACTUALLY SENT MY PHYSICS TEACHER A PICTURE OF HER UNDERWEAR BY PURE ACCIDENT AND I CAN’T BREATHE

[a-mcnarchparty]

\\

Okay! That should be all the tags I need for nowwwwww...........

[chaossmagic]

I'm going to delete my Twitter and Tumblr and live in the forest in a little cottage with my dog and never go outside or talk to anyone ever again because I am a useless embarrassment to humanity and I hate myself.

[cyber-nya]

“What th’fuck was that heebie-jeebie bullshit doing as my wife?”

“Jack, we needed someone to jog your memories.”

“Jog my memories? Butterflies shot me in the fuckin’ face and --”

“And Eggsy managed to keep you alive with the Headshot gel. You know the process. Houdini here was trying to help.”

[kushexi-casual]

What if acnologias tattoos light up when hes annoyed and the kids make a sport out of it to see how much they can make him glow in the dark without getting sent to the punishment box hahahah @papalogia @dragnoodles