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Now I need to know…. How then, did he procure the dildo!?

Someone else had the headcanon that it was a gag gift that he kept and viewed as like, an intervening cosmic sign of the universe that he HAD to get fucked. The other answer is that the only thing capable of overriding Shane's terror of being outed is his absolute complete rejection of the possibility of being bad at something: after he and Ilya hook up he realises "Oh fuck!!! What if I am Bad at Gay Sex™???" And then paid an absolutely exorbitant amount of money for discreet, express shipping for his dildo. For Gay Sex™ training.

aslongasitsblack

‘a gag gift that he kept and viewed as like, an intervening cosmic sign of the universe that he HAD to get fucked’ lowkey describes how shane acquired his boyfriend as well

#omg #shane hollander #shane x ilya #heated rivalry

gaytanic-panic

#omg

duplicitus

I miss you, all the time.

#stucky #otp: it's been a long long time #fanart #marvel #mcu

paperstorm

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

#yep

shnehollander

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

#yep

metalbvcky

May 4th | Theme: Sam Wilson | Prompt: Getaway Car

Created for the Team Cap 10 event celebrating CACW's 10th anniversary @teamcap10

#captain america: civil war #marvel #mcu

percyfraser

Tom Blyth and Emily Bader as Alex Nilsen and Poppy Wright PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION 2026 — dir. Brett Haley

#people we meet on vacation #movies

heymacy

Not even Jane?

#shane x ilya #heated rivalry

handsywoman

i 🖤 confused husbands

#shane x ilya #heated rivalry

thehauntedghost

Thinking so hard about Steve being asked to throw first pitch at a Dodgers game. Steve is hesitant because he still hasn't quite adjusted to the whole LA thing, but he agrees anyway, much to the joy of the people in charge of his reaclimation to society. People REPEATEDLY explaining to Steve that its a ceremonial thing, please dont lob thr ball as fast as you can Steve, please god. Steve's just elated to have the opportunity to pitch at a real ball game.

Anyway I think day of Steve pinky promises to not throw the ball at full strength. He does not want to injure any of the players after all. :) I think he gets a jersey with the Brooklyn B embroidered it and I think he gets a bit emotional about it.

He doesn't tell anyone baseball was always Bucky's thing. Steve was always perfectly happy to sit on the bench(the stairs at the Johnson's front porch) and watch Bucky play, running and jumping as hard as his little kid legs could take him. He doesn't bother telling the story of how Bucky nearly cried when he got the letter from home that his baby sister was playing for the All-American Girls League. He keeps all those stories tucked in his back pocket. No one would listen, anyhow. They want Captain America.

And as Steve takes to the mound and looks around at the people in the stands, all he can think is how Bucky should have been here, too.

#stucky #otp: it's been a long long time #marvel #mcu