If you'd like to be a porn star, Mike, I'd suggest you invest in a good metal pole, some lingerie you feel confident in, and some fine-ass sheets you can really slide around in. I'd suggest silk, but some people don't like silk, so whatever makes you the happiest and most confident. At least get cotton with a crazy-high thread count. Dimmable lights are also a good idea unless you'd rather have candles everywhere. But those can be a bit high-maintenance so just keep that in mind when shopping ;)
You guys are all killing me! I didn’t *literally* mean a porn start really I just meant more smut XD BUT I LOVE IT AND NOW I’M ACTUALLY THINKING OF THIS FAR MORE THAN I SHOULD!! Smut with everyone who wants it, everywhere. All the time. It’s so fun ^_^ Mikey is a big ball of hormones and healthy desire for every body type and every personality and I wish I could just ignore his actual character and go with it but I just caaaaan’t because it’s MNT Mikey not a young horny Mikey and he has standards and morals and ... and..... and.... and.... I just am very dedicated to MNT Mikey as he would really be *Cry*