#hiddlesatan

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You have a claptrap figure, who are you to talk?

I was boutta say didn’t you knock me for getting him

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Sometimes I like to shove a bunch of pens up my ass and pretend it's Handsome Jack

I guarantee you he’s not that thick

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I'd let Handsome Jack make me call him daddy while he strangles me

Please seek medical attention asap

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On this day around this time 23 years ago, my best friend was created. After she was born the doctors measured her and found an unusal amount of parched particles (which turns into an unhealthy thirst during the later years) but an even more unusual amount of hella awesome so the doctor turned to the other doctor and said it was over 9000 and then she laughed. Baby's first meme. After many years of training, she has learned to control her powers and uses it for good I think. This kind of responsibility is not meant for the weak. God bless and may you protect our filthy planet for many more years to come

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Steph was telling me about something that was indirectly my fault and I told her hold on a second and right after she said “don’t play that meme shit” but jokes on her because I already had my finger on the 2 sed 4 airhorn button on my phone

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Volcarona

don't like it | meh | it’s cool | i like it | awesome! | one of my favorites

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36 and 37

36. Favorite clean word? Fluorescent is cool

37. Favorite swear word? I don't like swear words but I think I use the word fuck a lot. 

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9, 24, 49

9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? I want to get a job, especially because I don't like to ask my parents for money so I can buy some stupid t shirt or something and since I'm going to turn 20 I really hope I can get a job and buy the stupid stuff by myself (also I really want to save money so I can go to the US and meet the SPN cast)24-Do you have any pets? I do! I have two cats, Marvin and Magnus. I also have (had) a dog, Busy (I didn't speak english by the time I chose his name) he was stolen in 2012 so yeah, I hope he's okay ♥49-Do you have any phobias? Actually I do, I have quite a few but the biggest one is probably the ocean. I've always hated it, or at least since I remember, and when I was 15 I had a super horrible experience and since then it's not just that I hate it, I'm super scared of it. We literally have no idea of what's going on in there and it's so big and cold and dark and oh god no