I don't intend to kill anybody yet, but...
I’m wondering if a good way to hide a body is by purchasing a juicer, cutting up the body and juicing the bits and pouring it down the tub.
Would they be able to shift through the bits and find the DNA?
Especially if you just put it down the toilet. Would they be able to tell the difference between the juiced bits and normal DNA found in human waste? And I can’t remember where, but I think I read somewhere that poop is brown because of the dead red blood cells deposed of in it. So would they know that the person’s juiced body is in it, and which toilet it came from?