It’s becoming something of a tradition...
A new Constangreen fic for you: Love and Monsters
"If being magical creature bait bothers you so much, I can think of one way of making you less appealing to ‘em..." John smirked suggestively.
"You mean like a makeover?" Gary smiled hopefully.
The one where John tries to seduce our favourite alien and Gary is rather dense about it I'm afraid.









