#highschool-idiots

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Terezi is online!

GC: H3Y GUYS! SORRY 1 H4V3NT B33N ON 1N FOR3V3R...

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CG: YEAH, I THINK I’M- JESUS FUCK! 

KARKAT IS OFFLINE

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sorry man.. you gotta choose.. i dont make the rules

CG: FINE…! 

CG: DAVE? 

CG: PROBABLY. THE BEST FRIEND THINGS’ NEVER REALLY WORKED OUT IN MY FAVOUR, BUT IF THE JURY IS BANGING THEIR GAVELS FOR ORDER IN THIS HOOLIGANIOUS RUMPUSS BLOCK, I’LL CALL STRIDER TO THE PODIUM.   

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Karkat? do you need help getting our of the closet? or would you rather company in there? B)

CG: NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS. 

CG: PLEASE STAY AT LEAST FORTY-SEVEN YARDS FROM MY VICINITY. 

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karkat!! Whos your best friend??

CG: I HAVE NO IDEA. 

CG: AT ONE POINT I MIGHT HAVE CONSIDERED SOLLUX MY BEST FRIEND, BUT WHO IN THEIR MIND CHAFING SHIT-FOLLICLES KNOWS WHAT THAT GUY IS UP TO LATELY. 

CG: GAMZEE, WELL, FUCK THAT GUY. MAYBE KANAYA? SHE’S SORT OF ALWAYS BEEN AROUND TO PULL ME OUT OF MY OWN CIRCUMLOCUTION INDUCED ANEURYSMS. BUT LATELY… I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S UP WITH HER. 

CG: DAVE ISN’T TOO BAD. IF YOU’RE THE MASOCHISTIC TYPE THAT GETS OFF ON HAPHAZARD METAPHORS LACED WITH ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS OF RHETORIC. 

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Karkat Is Online (and in a closet)

CG: THERE’S PROBABLY SOME SORT OF IRONY IN THIS. 

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Hey tZ do you and karklea ever hang :0

GC: SOM3T1M3S. 1T D3P3NDS. W3R3 FR13NDS 4ND 4LL(4T L34ST 1 TH1NK?) GC: H3 C4N B3 4 B1T OF 4N 4SSHOL3 BUT 1TS NOT L1K3 1 H4T3 H1M OR 4NYTH1NG