Driving in Vermont: cruise control is my best friend, this is the american dream, i am gliding like a phoenix through the stars, no one uses their blinker on the highway but it doesn't matter because you are a partner in a beautiful mountain dance with only two participants and no audience
Driving in massachusetts: one lane is going 30mph over the speed limit, another is going 10mph under, the third one has been under construction for 30 years, and a car just cut through all three lanes with only 6 inches of extra space and no blinker
Driving in Connecticut: you can tell town boundaries by where the paving abruptly changes, the car that just cut you off has New York plates and both a "Mean People Suck" and a "Trump 2028" sticker on it








