What Your Favorite Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight Ship Says About You
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Hikari/Karen - You either watched Love Live and wished HonoUmi was plot relevant, or you loved MadoHomu but wished Madoka Magica was less depressing.
Karen/Mahiru - You just wanted good things for Mahiru, probably because you pray to the Patron Saint of Tragic Lesbians
Hikari/Mahiru - You believe the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis
Mahiru/Hikari/Karen - Someone once told you you can’t have your cake and eat it too, to which you responded: ‘screw that, I’m writing fan fiction, I WILL have my cake and eat it too, cause I’m gonna have two cakes, two wives and no conflict and there’s not a damn thing any of you can do to st-
Futaba/Kaoruko - Your ideal relationship dynamic is service top/pillow princess.
Futaba/Claudine - Your ideal relationship dynamic is that thing they do in rom-coms where the two leads are both in separate bad relationships and they bond over it and fall in love.
Claudine/Maya - Your ideal relationship dynamic is someone who THINKS they’re a top getting out-topped.
Tamao/Rui - You just wanted good things for Rui, probably because you pray to the Patron Saint of Disaster Lesbians
Tamao/Yuyuko - You have been diagnosed with sleepy bitch disease
Ichie/Yuyuko - You believe that every good genki girl needs a low energy lass to balance her out
Rui/Yuyuko - Your interest in Rui's all consuming thirst for Tamao is outweighed by your interest in Rui getting dunked on
Aruru/Misora - You’re always a slut for childhood friends
Ichie/Fumi - Your ideal date begins with pulling a YouTube prank on your significant other
Akira/Mei Fan - Your ideal date involves getting stepped on
Aruru/Lalafin - Your ideal date involves drinking five five hour energies at once, resulting in twenty five hours of continuous energy
Junna/Nana - You just want good things for Banana, and really, who wouldn’t?
Yachiyo/Shiori - You were that kid in high school who would try to get your really sheltered, innocent friend to watch hentai or read dirty fanfic just to see their reaction
Tsukasa/Shizuha - You love team mom characters so much that one day you were like "hey, you know what's better than ONE team mom? TWO team moms!”
Akira/Michiru - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of deceiving appearances
Yachiyo/Mei Fan - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling
Akira/Yachiyo - You are a firm believer in Yachiyo shutting the fuck up
Akira/Shiori - You’re always a slut for anything that reminds you of this image
Yachiyo/Fumi - You are a messy bitch who lives for drama. Even if you have no idea what said drama actually is.
