#hillard constance

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Planeswalker lawyer shenanigans.... I'm sure Ravnica has safeguards against it, but Constance doing the ole: Constance: "Who did the crime, can you identify them?" Witness: "It was him." [Points to Constance's client.] Constance: "You're sure? You can say without a doubt? He wasn't wearing anything that might have obscured his-" Witness: "It was him, and I'm sure." Constance: "That is your final recounting? You're sure there's no room for error-" Witness: "Absolutely sure! The man sitting right there next to you is the one I saw committing the crime." Constance: "Well, that's a problem, because this is NOT my client, this is an actor. My client is there in the stands as we speak. So you can see-"

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You know what I want...(koth/constance)

I LOVE this crackship soo much.... JFHFG just one angel man and one mountain man.... doing shenanigans together to help a rebellion on another plane.

Koth - WOTC Constance- @socialpoison

Kissing prompt Rules for said kissing prompt Other asks: Rhodakra

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Thinking about Constance's pitch for why you need a lawyer in a city as corrupt as Ravnica/New Capenna:

"If you're thinking about how the law works here (or doesn't), and how they're liable to get you thrown in a cell, or with your knees smashed in, or some other third undesirable thing?"

"All good reasons that it's better to have a lawyer than not. Take my card, this city's like a do-it-yourself tattoo: best to avoid, and requiring adequate precautions and protections if you can't."

"Both you want to wipe down with disinfectant, and neither can be totally fixed by a lawyer, no matter how good or handsome he is"

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The Phyrexian Arc where my ocs are concerned:

-Traenor went on a revenge quest for the friend he thought he lost to Jin-Gitaxias, Endry.

-He enlists Klaus and Andra to help him out.

-Traenor and Klaus went to New Phyrexia and helped the resistance for a bit.

-They investigated Kaldheim, then Kamigawa, where they met Avon, who was investigating consortium leads that led her to Tezzeret's trail.

-They try to follow up on leads that bring them to Elspeth's homeplane, New Capenna. They meet walkers from the Order of Heliud , Lys Ora, Vanya, and Constance. Lys Ora blames Andra for initiating their homeplane's eventual destruction (andra is unaware) and she chases Andra off. Vanya joins the gang.

-They go to Dominaria, after reports of Phyrexians invading. Vanya takes them to the Serran Order of Grace, her order which had been infiltrated by Sleepers. Avon helps root them out, until she accidentally mind melds with a sleeper, and turns against them, nearly destroying them all. Avon is captured and left to recover, though they do manage to save the Order.

Around here, Ellidus is captured and compleated, and the Order's listening post on New Phyrexia now monitors planeswalker travel for New Phyrexia.

-In BRO they meet with the Gatewatch formally. They prepare their homeplanes for invasion. Traenor finally gets his second knighthood.

Around here, after months of the Listening Post being used to stop planeswalkers from messing with Phyrexia, the Order hires a certain Metathran to take it down. Ellidus is punished for losing it, and to try and make up for it, they help augment the Phyrexians' new anti-planeswalker field, with their body as a component.

Also Ora discovers Andra never intended to kick off the growing of Axin's aetherstorm, and would have stopped it if she could. They return to the gang.

-In ONE, the gang go to New Phyrexia to try and run interference for the Planeswalker Strike Team, and achieve a secondary goal, which is to try and find how the Phyrexians are compleating planeswalkers.

But Klaus is separated on arrival and captured. His immunity from Melira is bolstered by some Halo he takes, so he isn't compleated at first. However they do put him into a pod to access his memories and magic. While he's under, he dreams a journey through the layers of Phyrexia, where he sees people he knows being either captured or compleated. He's rescued just before he dies or gets compleated.

Ellidus is probably separated from Realmbreaker, left helpless.

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One brain cell: Constance is a beautiful lounge singer crooner like Lucifer Morningstar The Other Brain Cell: Constance is fucking tone deaf and awful but it's so funny like Jimmy McGill

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Now that March of the Machine story has been fully released I can ask, how did your ocs weather the Phyrexia invasion of the multiverse?

Okay so, detail

Rhoda: Was with the Resistance as they were brought before Norn and Realmbreaker at the end, and she made it through the portal to Zhalfir, fighting her way out to the very end. After however, as Melira's keeper (and a bit more than that), losing Melira was a heartbreak. It's painful, and she's working through it (and every other loss she's experienced over the last few years, now that she has time to really process it)

Klaus: Quickly recovered from phyrexian kidnapping, was sailing with Kenzie aboard the Albatross, the ship he had commissioned to protect his island home from the Sun Empire's move west towards Torrezon. He helped repel Phyrexians at sea, and moved in to help with the battle on the continent.

Traenor: Controlled and corrupted by Vorinclex through his "Vorinclex Arm" (a keepsake from his fight that took the arm that came before) which was hijacked by the praetor himself. It spread across his body, into his armor and skin. While his immunity was too strong to compleat him then and there, he was controlled by the armor like a puppet to invade Eldraine, where he was saved by @niuttuc's Zarunpel and her sisters who cut him out of it with her mother's sword. He's heavily-scarred all over his body, and down to one arm once again.

Ellidus: Utterly spent, trying to manage the phyrexian anti-planeswalker defense, they were cut down from Realmbreaker by @niuttuc's Alamir. Convinced not to throw their life away simply because they were ordered, Ellidus tried to planeswalk away. They are missing.

Constance: With the angels out and about and New Capenna under attack, he had to abandon his disguise and reveal his angelic nature to protect his people. He's glad they won, but now he's a bit of a big shot planeswalker angel hero, when his firm used to be about being to small to attract serious attention. But angels need lawyers, so it seems legal representation for the newly emancipated angels is his new field of legal specialization.

Avon: Kept with the Serran Order of Grace, she was still in too fragile a condition to really contribute since she mind-melded with a sleeper agent, but she managed to avoid her impulses to join the invasion and kill everyone she knew and loved, even helping to save a few people as she did. She's made steady progress since then, and even consented to have the scriptures she carved in her own skin be healed.

And more, but that's all the time we have for now folks!

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My Capennan Lawyer fanwalker, Hillard Constance! He was a Broker initiate who sparked and planeswalked to Ravnica where he studied law to become an Advokist. Knowing law magic from two different planes, he works with the Order of Heliud to learn the law of other planes as well as manage the Order’s presence on New Capenna: The Legal Office of Constance Consultancies in the Mezzio (Under Heliud Holdings LLC).

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Constance is meant to be kinda a bad guy in Streets of New Capenna, since he wants to keep the angels in general and Giada by extension in the statues, which I love.

But at the same time he really is meant to be the kind of guy who says he's a bastard and keeps doing these things that make him feel that way because he feels he has to.